God is mad…

That’s what my Gran use to say when things were just goin’ wrong to the point of chaos.   Things goin’  the way they are these days, he has a lot to be mad a bout. 

He’s at his computer,  about to hit the “smite thee ” button.

We have the war in Afghanistan right now, and about to be at war with Ghadaffi’s crazy ass in a few.  Let’s face it- we been kickin’ somebody ass, helpin’  kick some ass or gettin our ass kicked all the time,  for some reason only the little men in the suits playin’  war games seem to know.  (Stupid moment: Can you just see those lil mofos sittin’  around a table with plastic war man figures, movin’  around on a board-and this means life or death to the world…?)    All we know is that its costin’ us money and the lives of our loved ones.    Bein’  ”at war” has been the norm all my 50+ years.     What about you? 

The Book of Revelations ‘predicts’ “there is a time of great tribulation on the Earth,  which combines natural disasters with war on an unprecedented scale…  He will save his people in tribulation destroy the wicked, banish the wicked, and usher in a new age of peace…  a new heaven and earth will replace the old…”

There have been so many ‘natural disasters lately… Katrina, Haiti, the collapse of the mines, and our now evolvin’  Japanese Tsumani ( and they about to blow they own asses up with that nuclear shyt they been secretly not buildin’  the last year or so…)   The swelterin’ fight we bout to get into with  Libya - and the uprisin’s in other countries that are evolvin’ out of that…

On the ground, we have murder, madness, and mayhem in the streets.   People killin’ and rapin’ and murderin’ and molestin’. Patri-  and Matricide ; kids killin’  their parents, sometimes their sisters and brothers; shootin’  up their schools.  Fathers and mothers  wipin’  out their entire families, based on bullshyt (nothin‘ in life comes to that, dayummit!)   Robberies and burglaries;  people clawin’ at other people’s skin… it’s just outrageous.

The Unites States’  finances fell right into the toliet a while back, resultin’  in closures and job loss; more people needin’  help.    The price of gas -which seems to be tied to bullshyt overseas - rose to the wtf stage.   Companies filed for bankruptcy or went straight out of business.  And then the banks failed; then came the bailouts,  and the ‘babysittin’ of Ford Motors,  AIG,  and others.  We’re really no better off since…

Political parties are at each others throats. We now have more than the ‘regular‘  Democrat and Republican parties.    We now have the Conservatives, and the Tea Party People and The Rent Too Dayumm High mofos, to add to the brew.    Go to Wiki and see how many there actually are, (and notice how many sprang up since 2008-when Bam was elected!) and you will be amazed.     More little men in suits; except these think they can rule the world.   And none of them can. 

Look how they’re  fightin’ in Congress now.  Nobody is thinkin’ about what’s  right for the American people. ( That shyt is clear with this debauchery in Wisconsin where some insane clowns voted to chop collective bargainin’ rights.)  They are fightin’  personal battles at the cost of the very people who elected them…  Do I need to mention UI Extensions here?  No?  Ok…

Yep.  He’s mad.   We are not cooperatin’…

The world has to change.   We have to learn to love each other and live together, no matter what the origins or skin color.    The worlds need to cease the wars.   Let folks live like they want to.    WTF  business we have over in Libya,  tellin’ them how to live any way?    And fightin‘ for the right??   I didn’t understand that with Iraq… so what’s up?

I’m just hopin’,  for some reason, I make it over with the ones who “meant to“, if nothin’ else…

Unless, after some miraculous epiphany or somethin’, things just get right with the world…

Am I  just wishful thinkin’…?

Where Do They Go From Here??

I wonder if the very people who rode with and elected these baboons to what we callin’ a Congress and put in control of shyt, really see what they settin’ America up for?  We gettin’ ready to be eaten alive by Rethuglican greed and boo-boo. (I’m tryin’  not to say ‘shyt’ alot!)

The latest glarin’ example is this Unemployment Benefits Extension shyt.    These ‘people’ never wanted to extend the benefits from the gate.  They sat on they fat assess lightin’  cigars with $100 bills, sayin’  the deficit is too high and they  need to make all these cuts in the wrong places.  “We don’t give a fluck that there is 10 applicants for every one of the few jobs available.  Do it movin’.”

“I don’t think we want to leave here having fought for tax cuts for millionaires and against unemployment insurance for those that have lost their jobs”       –Spokesman Robert Gibbs

The man actually said that!

This is just so crazy!  Yet its really happenin’…

And now since the midterm elections,  they are sittin’ on they fat asses sayin’ the same thing,  but this time the other hand is tryin’ to rush for these credits and add to the deficit -$700 billion over 10 yrs at that- and to me they don’t even have a reason for it.   They just want what they want.

First off,  those tax credits they ridin’ dycks in Washington for,  were ridiculous from the start.   Why give a person WITH the money a break , and take it off the back of a mofo who don’t have a daymm thing?    That’s basically what this is.    And trust me, this  ‘credit’ has always equaled a ‘debit for us poor folks down here on the bottom.    This is bullshyt created by Bush’s dumb ass at the proddin’ of  Daddy Bush and his rich friends…

Secondly, this is not the time to be f*ckin with the ends.  Thanksgiving and Christmas are right around the corner.  Nobody is havin’ a merry f-n Christmas, lookin’ at a tree-less and present-less corner and sad kids, worryin’ about how they gonna pay the rent 6 days from now…

This is some Dirty Rethuglican Bullshyt. 

Close to 5 Milli are losin’  their benefits at the end of this month (*checks calendar*) Ahem… 9 days  from now.     Nothin’.  Nada.  Zilch.  Busted.  And these cretins will be on “Thanksgiving Holiday”.    Tinklin’ ice cubes in glasses of $100/bottle scotch and eatin’ good; havin’ a ball.   We won’t have shyt to be ‘thankful’  for..

They holdin’ people’s lives hostage; they want  ridiculous ‘random‘ spendin’ cuts,  IN THE MILLIONS, AND PER MONTH,  in exchange for the very lives of the American people.   Now what the h3ll does that actually mean?    They really don’t know!  All that “Carin’ About The American People & The Economy“  is shyt on a shingle.   This is just part of a sick ass lil game they playin’  against Obama.   Their main priority is to try to chop down that -(((*gasp!*)))- black man in the WH a notch, and line they pockets while doin’ it.

What do they expect these people to do??    People are wanderin’ the streets like zombies (picture the chorus line of MJ’s “Thriller” video shufflin’ outta the employment office ;-)) lookin’ for jobs now; there are none.    Contrary to popular Rethuglican belief, no one wants to lay up and lounge on UI: it’s roughly two-thirds or so of what the person was makin’,  if that, so they livin’ on less but  payin’ the same bills already.  Who would settle for that? 

Whats about to happen is, every welfare office in every county in the United States will suddenly blow up with people runnin’ in there lookin’ for help.  Applications for benefits, Foodstamps, Medical (which aint shyt here in Cali) will all double and triple.  We gon’ see more and more people livin’  on the streets, abandoned buildings,  or in their cars.  Kids will go to missin’ school,  because their livin’ situation isn’t right.   It’s kinda hard to get up and go have a productive day in school, if they slept cramped in a car in their clothes  all night,  and had to get up at 4 am to make it to the food line.    Burglary and robbery stats will skyrocket; people hungry and takin’   more ‘desperate  measures to feed themselves and/or their families.

This shyt ’bout to get real ugly.

Poetic Justice:  Those people who don’t want to share the wealth and say “f*ck my fellow-man”, sit around and cry because some of their tax money might go  to human services programs and shyt like it (all while singin’  hymns and thumpin’ the Bible as a ‘True Christian’), will still be shellin’  it out, maybe more this time.    And when their  money starts  disappearin’  or they become unemployed, maybe they will wake up and smell that bullshyt  generic coffee the Repthuglicans been servin’ them.  It will be too late by then…   That’s what they get.

And I did say shyt a lot.   My bad…

Introducin’… Jesus Christ!~

I can’t think of any better introductiion for the King of  Kings, His Majesty, The Lord Jesus Christ, than this one here!  Lawd…  Stirs you right up.

Folkz, get up on yo’  feet and praise the Lord!~ 

Early Mornin’ B*S: Carrie Prejean: “My Breasts are Christian”

::Carrie & her 'Bible-approved' boobs::

When will this silly chicken-head sit down and shut up?  The ‘pageant queen’ is now telling news and magazine people that her breast implants were ‘approved by the Bible.’     The same ones the pageant organizers sued to get the $5200 they say she ‘borrowed’ to get them. 

The lawsuit filed by K2 -also accuses Prejean of missing events, lying about semi-nude photos, negotiating an unauthorized book deal and using her title without authorization to help promote the National Organization for Marriage’s “campaign of intolerance” against gay marriage.

“I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants,” said Prejean.  I dont see anywhere in the Bible where it says you should-says ‘me’.

Now this lady wears her hyped-up Christian faith like a coat, and I guess in order to keep that from conflictin’ with much-discussed breast plumpin’, she said this stupid shyt. 

Since her ejection from the Miss USA organization, a so-called solo sex tape of Prejean — as well as a rumored collection of some 30-plus nude photos and other sexy footage – has emerged, prompting Prejean to defend herself on the national TV circuit.

There is a sex vid out there of her to which she claims, “I was really young and immature. It was the worst mistake of my life.”   Ok, with that being said, you’re only 22.  When did all this Bible-thumpin began?    Not too many years between ‘young and immature’ and 22…   Add that to the fact that at first she said it ‘wasn’t her’…

I’m confused.

Really.  She needs to be quiet,  and just fade into the sunset.    Accept that her ’15-minutes of fame’ are over and move on.   Every time she opens her mouth, she inserts foot,  beginning with her denouncement of gay marriages in June- talkin’ to Perez Hilton of all people.  It’s been runnin’ like a faucet ever since…

Guess what?  That ‘unauthorized‘  book, “Still Standing” is comin’ out soon too.   Now who really wants to read about this broad’s life?   Is there something we dont already know?  I doubt it.  I wont be reading an excerpt, let alone payin’ money for it…

jmo*