We Got This!

Bam is on his way to The Second Term. Based on The Electoral College as of today, Obama is anilatin’ Mr Plastic’s ass!

Bam: 332
Mittens: 206

Looks like a ass whuppin’ in the makin’.

The people are speakin’!

Yeah Boy!

The Facts

True Colors…

So this is what they workin’ with???

This is a billboard in front of a business, Mitt’s Home Town, MA.

They talk about negative ads, tho…

The Question:

This question is burnin’.  Mr.Plastic Mitt Romney and The ReThuglicans are cryin’ foul and wringin’ their greedy, dirty hands over Obama’s request for Mitt’s tax returns.  They callin’ this excessive and unnecessary campaign tactics.

So where was all this when The Party of No, their inbred cousins The Tea Party and Conservs, led by Mr. Comb-Over Donald Trump and his Birther Bytchez,  were nationally demandin’ Bam’s birth certificate years into his first term as Prez???

They huffed and puffed and threatened to blow the White House down till Bam (after makin’ they asses sweat) released his b.c. showin’ (*!!HORRORS!!*) he was actually born in the U.S., Hawaii to be exact.  Last time I checked, that was part of the states.  They blended back into the woodwork with their tails between their legs …

So why doesn’t Mitt want to release his returns?  Mofo got somethin’ to hide?  Is there something in them that will prove him a liar about his finances, especially his real relationship with Bain Capital? 

I’m still waitin’ on an explanation about those off-shore accounts…

Unwillin’ to come with the truth? Finger-pointin’?  Lyin’ about the money?  Lyin’ about the facts? Are these the traits I want my POTUS to have?  I wasn’t votin’ for him anyway- smh H3LL No.

So, that’s the question of the day.  Waitin’ on The Rommettes…

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Ha Ha!

Funny. The Romney Camp ain’t talkin’ about this battleground state.

Seems yesterday Mitt got booed outta Ohio. The people chanted, “Go home Mitt!” all thru his six-min ‘speech’.

This is key state. And the hometown of That Orange Guy, John Boehner. I know he feels like shyt. Him and his fellow ReThuglicans have lived for this moment: to unseat Bam. This is not a good look…

Awesomeness!

Take a look at this pic:

…a closer look:

…and then even closer:

This awesome guy created this portrait of Bam by re-writin’ by hand, three of his speeches.  Applyin’ different pressure on the pen on different parts of the canvas made this masterpiece.

The guy is awesome.

How did I find this guy?  Watchin’ People’s Court.  John Turner Jr.was bein’ sued along with Resident Media, a graphic media company, that evidently forgot to pay the guy who drew the original pic.

I think the guy won $300.

Check the guy out; he’s the bomb!
John Turner Jr.

God Dayumm, Don!

This guy never shuts the phuck up!!

The Donald was in Las Vegas riding the stiff polyester coat tails of Mr. Plastic Mitt Rommney.  Beatin’ that same ridiculous horse about Bam’s place of birth.

What he did was steal Mitt’s Moment.  Mitt had just clinch the delegates of anal-ass Texas (not such a huge victory; he’s all that’s left, besides The Black Guy), and was at the podium with his equally plastic wifey -big hair and all- with The Donald (???).

Instead of givin’ Mitt his props, he starts blatherin’ about this Birther shyt.

Why the phuck was he even on stage??? What was Mr. Plastic thinkin’???

He really needs to let this shyt go.  The state of Hawaii confirmed the man was born there, and he is the POTUS, so wtf does he expect to gain? It’s not like he can be bounced out of the White House today over this.

If Mr. Plastic has any sense, he’d run as fast as he can in any direction, far away from The Comb-Over Clown.

The Donald’s racist panties are showin’.

Again.

Tea Party Swirl

These inbreds have a trick up their sleeves.  Even though it’s stupid…

The Tea Party has announced their GOP candidate for POTUS: Herman “The Hermanator” Cain, a Black Man.  Calls himself a Conservative.

He wants to be Prez...

I guess they tryin’ it again. The former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza is their answer to Barack.

Just like that idiot Michael Steele.  He was their first answer to Barack.  Chairman of the RNC.   We see how that turned out…   He was a pawn; all he was supposed to do was stand up there, say little, and look Black.    And as soon as shyt started hittin’ the fan, they thew his ass under the bus, and then out the door.

So now they have this pawn.  They rage about Barack’s lack of experience on foreign policy, economic, etc., yet they toss this man in the ring- never havin’  held an elected office (lost a bid for the Senate in 2004).   He broke- I guess they haven’t cashed him out yet; his lil ‘political action committee’ only made $16Thou this year.

This is the best they can do? I don’t think Barack had anything to worry about.

Just for laffs, I wonder what Sarah Palin’s magpie ass has to say about this…

The Fraudulent Donald

Well, well, well…
Talkin’ too much gets a foot in your own mouth sometimes.

Mr Comb Over and his online, “for profit”, Trump University, “The Trump Entrepreneur Initiative“, is under investigation for scammin’ folks out of their hard-earned money while sellin’ them a dream.

There is also a class-action suit in Federal court.

The NY State Atty General Eric Schneiderman (and five other state AG’s) is lookin’ into deceptive business practices, due to complaints of charges up to $35,000 to “learn from the master“, and overstatin’ (exaggeratin’) the U’s success rate.

the hair...

Shyt hit the fan late last year when Daily News reported that 150+ students in 22 states said they were cheated out thousands of dollars for useless courses at this bullshyt online school.  These people say they were pressured to max out credit cards and draw on 401(k)s to enroll, and then refused refunds when they wanted to pull out.   These were retirees, veterans, laid-off workers and seniors livin’ on fixed incomes.  People just tryin’ to come up…

Tarla Makaeff and Brandon Keller, an unemployed San Diego man, are the lead plaintiffs.  They allege that Trump University’s mentors and associates “guide students toward deals in which they have a personal financial interest at stake — creating a severe conflict of interest, so that the mentors profit while the student does not.”

“The seminar promised access to “exclusive” property listings, but he found the listings elsewhere online for a fraction of the cost.”

He promised consumers the golden opportunity to be his “next apprentice” and learn “insider” secrets of real estate.  All these people got for their money was expensive informercials disguised as classes.  Bullshyt.

So this mofo spent the last few months poundin’ the podium talkin’ shyt about Obama,  and his hands aint clean?   And this mofo has the nerve to file a counter claim against Ms. Makaeff for $100 Milli (punk!  she dont have it; y’all took it all!) for defamation.  This is just posturin’ for the press and a stab at intimidatin’ them into droppin’ their suits.

Aint nobody “skerred”.

This is the man who (thought he) would be President?  This man is an total idiot, and that is bein’ reflected in the press and on TV lately.  That’s why he so ‘graciaously‘ bowed out of the race.  There are too many skeletons in his closet that he wants to stay there.

Unfortunately for him, the door is already open, whether he runs or not.  Thats what he gets for tryin’ to throw Obama under the bus.  Ran his own ass over…

He should of STFU while he has the  chance.

“The Don” is Out for the Count!

Mr Comb Over has *officially* announced he is not runnin’ for POTUS in 2012.

Well who’da thunk it, ya dig?? (*side-eye*)

The headline read, “Donald Trumps Says No To Running For President“.    The real headline should have read “The POTUS Says No to Donald Trump“.  Nobody in they right mind wanna be seen with this guy,  let alone caught supportin’ and votin’ for this sideshow clown.

He claims this all came after “considerable deliberation, reflection and regret“.

No boo, comes after completely makin’ a fool of himself with all that bs about Obama’s birth certificate.   His shyt started slidin’ when Bam just went ahead and released it (-even though in my opinion he shouldnt have; no other POTUS has had to…).  HE even tried to take credit for that, the cretin.   Then, Obama slapped him upside the head and pushed way ahead of him, interruptin HIS show to announce we got Osama’s crazy ass.   Chopped him and his sorry-ass show up at the WHC dinner. (The show’s ratin’s slid too- they were quite a few percentage points lower than a year ago.)  Quinnipiac U’s poll currently shows 58% of registered voters “would never vote” for this bald mofo.

He tried to finesse it into another stroke for his massive ego, though:

After considerable deliberation and reflection, I have decided not to pursue the office of the Presidency. This decision does not come easily or without regret; especially when my potential candidacy continues to be validated by ranking at the top of the Republican (Rethuglican idiots such as himself…) contenders in polls across the country. I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary and ultimately, the general election (Really, now…?).

Ultimately, however, business is my greatest passion and I am not ready to leave the private sector. (Mofo you stepped out of the private sector a long time ago with the wives and the jumpoffs, the reality shows and the most recent Birther shyt, what do you mean!?) 

My ability to bring important economic and foreign policy issues to the forefront of the national dialogue is perhaps my greatest asset  (whatttt???) and one of the most valuable services I can provide to this country.   I will continue to push our President (you not gon’ push Bam no where; he already showed your ass that!) and the country’s policy makers to address the dire challenges arising from our unsustainable debt structure and increasing lack of global competitiveness.”

Not only is he a side-show clown to even the Repubs he thinks like him and are his friends, his ass couldn’t survive people diggin’ under the toupee and gettin’ all in his businesses, the women and the money.  He’d have to release his tax returns; he’s not gonna do that.  Then we have the facts bubblin’ under the surface that he was actually a draft dodger,  instead that bullshyt about low numbers…

I’m glad to hear he’s not runnin’.  To save himself some embarrassment.  He ‘prolly is too…

*laffin'*

The Tea Party. Again.

*looks like we never gonna get past it...*

True Early Mornin’ Bullshyt.  Flagrant F*ckery.
The Tennessee Tea Party has announced they want to “remove all incidents of slavery and genocide from American textbooks,”  because they think it will tarnish the images of the Founding Fathers.  Who all owned slaves…

Just erase the existence and legacy of the brave Black folks they chased down and forced into servitude, tarred and feathered, raped and brutalized?  The Indians they robbed and killed to take their land? Act as if none of this ever happen ed, and these people didn’t/ don’t exist?

These racist mofos want to basically erase evidence of their racism.

“Neglect and outright ill will have distorted the teaching of the history and character of the United States. We seek to compel the teaching of students in Tennessee the truth regarding the history of our nation and the nature of its government.”

The same thing almost that Texas (another racist majority state) tried to do with textbooks and history.  They wanted the history of slavery and their hand in it, watered down”.  Whitewashed.

Whyte folks think they can run everything, even down to what a person thinks and feels.  Do they think that waterin’ down, ommittin’ or even out right lyin’ about slavery is gonna erase the pain slavery caused?   Do they think because they choose to ignore that it existed, it will put the families separated by being sold to different owners back together,  ‘legitimize’ the illegitimate children these plantation owners and overseers sired all over the place will finally get to know and be a part of the ‘white side’ of their father’s families?  Bring back those who were murdered?  Ease the painful memories?  Cease to exist?  Never happened?

The Election of Bam ’shook the tree and a lot of racist nuts fell out, bringin’ racist bullshyt to the table.   And since then they have gone back to 1960′s way of thinkin’.   Insane,  ridiculous bullshyt, all tinged with bigotry.  Racism is now worn on the forehead instead of hidden in a small circle of friends.  This shyt here is on top of the list.

How you gonna just erase and re-write history? And what about that?  Are they gonna try to erase the fact that a Black Man was elected POTUS?  The fact that he (will) serve two terms? How they plan to pull that one off?

I wish they would just sit down and STFU…