Now THAT’S Gangsta!~

'Tasia

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned“  Fantasia’s dumb ass is about to find that out the hard way- where it hurts the most: in her pockets.

Paula Cook is just that gangsta.

First of all, she slept with this woman’s man, her broom-jumped Baby Daddy, and then wanted to meet with her to ‘talk about it’.  Well wtf, then?

You freak a married man, swag so hard about it, you get the man’s name tattooed in a prominent area (collarbone) for all the world to see, grow super confident in your role as home wrecker and make a dayumm sex tape,  actually try to take your own life because of ‘unrequited love, to force Antwaun’s hand, or whatever the flickety- fluck the problem was, and you think the woman you played this fiddle for, is supposed to feel some level of sympathy for you??

A ‘source close to the situation’ (God, I love those anonymus, talkative people!) says ‘Tasia met with her bf’s ex-wifey on Nov. 1-for twelve hours (how can you talk to a mofo that long?  I’m sure they took bathroom and coffee breaks), and basically asked her to keep her business ‘out of her mouth and out of the courtroom’.   And then to top the shyt off, ‘Tasin offered her  a measly ass ‘as much as’ $100ThouWow to settle “durin’ mediation”.     To go away.   Like her marriage,  her feelings, her children’s future  - her life, came so cheap.   I’d be p.o’d too, at the audacity.

And she’s still datin’ him.  How ratched is that?  I wonder where his ass was during these lil “talks”?

We know they didn’t come to any type of agreement.  Not only is she still squeezin’ on her boo, ‘Tasia didnt want to own up to the fact that she knew the man was hooked up w/children when she started they lil fling.  (…and just why would that matter at this point??)  Wifey say she knew; separated is still married.  

Nobody budged.

Paula "Get That Money" Cook

So she’s about to take it to the streets, and push a civil suit against the American Idol Alumni turned Homewrecker.    NC is one of those states that recognises that “Alienation of Affection” law; the woman scorned can make that new piece pay for the failure of the marriage.   Paula is goin’ for the Full Nelson.   You can have him.   F*ck you, Pay Me.   Its nothin’.   I know it’s not her fault the man didn’t respect his wife and children enough not to cheat, but it is her fault she didn’t respect the family, the woman or herself, for that matter, enough not to cheat with him.  It’s a woman thing…   Its one thing to hear/find out/know that your man is cheatin; you can avoid runnin’ into them and  not socialize with ‘mutual friends’, but when its the highlife and splashed on every magazine and newspaper, websites and radio station, people are talkin about it, the humiliation cuts a lot deeper…

Antwuan "Dogmeat" Cook

They have another “meeting” scheduled for Nov. 22nd. 

I think that h3lla kinda cool, tho… Now, whoever made this law ‘prolly was truly scorned, been with that man maybe 30-somethin’ years, had a lot invested, a lot to lose.  She was what we can rightfully consider a Jealous Bytch.    But there should be some kind of consequence for walkin’ off with a woman’s life like that, and be ugly when you do it.   That’s a painful thing for a woman to go thru.  And SHE KNEW that man was married.   She tip-toed around with his ass till the shyt hit the fan.   He is a celebrity like her; shyt all over the news.  She broke up that woman’s family, and disrupted her kid’s lives.  Now the two of them are responsible for them comin’ from a broken home… That is just not cute.

Paula should clean up nicely, cashin’ in on Tasia’s dumb ass in the civil suit.  Dogmeat was (is?) a manager at a T-Mobile store.   So of course ‘Tasia came bearin’ gifts…  ‘Way to pick ‘em,  ’Tasia.

Mashonda, Swizz Dead-Ass Beatz ex-wifey should be diggin’ in Alicia Keyes pockets right now…  She f*cked on Swizz and conceived a baby while he was still married to Mashonda.   She’s in the same Homewrecker’s Club.

HEY! jmo…!

The ugly part is, after all this bs she is and will go thru with and because of this man, this story will end with him doin’ the same thing to her-movin’ on to the next one.    She’ll be played too.  It slays me that these woman really think that they are ‘the one’, and that he will treat her right, and never cheat on HER.  SHE’S his soulmate…they were meant to be. 

These bytches need medication and chasity belts…

Dead-Beat Dad Report: Antonion Comartie

Its one thing to have a house fulla crumbsnatchers and not be Daddy to them, but when you have a house fulla crumbsnatchers and CANT REMEMBER THEIR NAMES, I got a problem with that.

Antonio Cromartie, of the NY Jets,  got a gift last March when the Jets gave his ass $500Thou-Wow to pay off past due child support to his menagerie of Baby Mamas.  He hasn’t learned a thing; he has since had another baby with his wifey, Terricka.  (She has a bambino  from a previous hookup)

This Sperm Tosser has EIGHT children in FIVE states.  He’s had five different Pat Tests in the last three years.  Three 3 yr olds and two 2 yr olds.  At the same time!

Evidently he has a reality show (dayumm who doesn’t?) on HBO, and was discussin’ his kids and really couldn’t name his babies! 

The Roster:

Alonzo – 5 years old
Caris – 3 years old
Antonio, Jr. – 3 years old
Daughter – 3 years old
Tyler – 2 years old
Leilani – 2 years old
London – almost 1
Jersey – newborn

I don’t mind people havin’ a passel of kids,  if they want ‘em and love and take care of ‘em all, but this is kinda ridiculous.  My son has eight children (5 baby mamas and they all in Cali!) but I betcha he knows every one of their name and ages. 

Dayumm!  Maybe he should get the name tatted when they come, so next time all he has to do is look at his tat…

He’s not the worse of the bunch.  Travis Henry of the Broncos has 9, and Calvin Murphy (ret. Houston Rockets) has a grand total of 14! Lawd-when do they find time to play anything other than “Paddy Cake”?

I’m sure none of these dudes will be in the runnin’ for Father of the Year too soon.

That is all.

More Dirt On Dead Beatz

…as if there isn’t already enough bullshyt swirlin’ around this affair and marriage, we find that Dead Beatz has another Baby Mama he gassed and left hangin’. 

24-yr-old  Jahna Sebastian, his London-based Baby Mama.

baby look like him...

And get this:    He met this gurl in 2007 at the  Ministry of Sound  club in the U.K.   They were evidently cool till she told him they were pregnant.  Then, nothin’.   She had to contact a lawyer to find Dead Beatz,  and demand the Pat Test.  Back in July 2009, he showed up with Alicia “Homewrecker” Keyes to take that  paternity test for his baby girl, Nicole.     As if it wasn’t bad enough that his married ass  took his Sideline Hoe x  2 to visit his Baby Mama,  he say the baby aint his (Pat Test: You ARE the father!!!  and Alicia’s dumb ass knows THAT!!!)),  and  paid a measly $1500 a month  support, till he stopped that last August.  (Guess they was gettin’ ready for the big day.)   AND THEN  – his funky ass skipped out on her lil birthday party after plannin’ to throw it.

He’s such a clod.

Baby’s birthday was in May,  and he didnt even take his sorry as to the party, altho he promised to be there.  TWO DAYS later he was in London visitin’ his lil fiance’ and then May 27th they announced her lil pregnancy.   This lil gurl is 2 yrs old…  How hard is that? 

He supposedly will not publicly acknowledge lil Nicole, and the killin’ part is Alicia is cool with that.

I guess all that glitters really aint gold.

Is This A Hate Crime?

In my humble (y’all know aint shyt about me humble!) opinion, YES IT IS.

Now if this aint a hot, crunchy mess!
In Palm Bay. Fla., a 14 yr old Black boy was arrested for beatin’ the shyt outta of a white man for listenin’ to rap music!  WTF??

This lil idiot ‘supposedly’ told the 22 yr old vic to stop listenin’ to rap music because “white people shouldn’t listen to rap music.” Then he busted him in the face.

Dummy.

The 5-0 are sayin’ he could face a hate-crime enhancement charge, because he showed “extreme prejudice against the victim because of his race.”  Yep.   That he did 

He’s charged with battery for now…

Now his lil life is ruined before it really even got started. 

His mindset is flucked up.  Why can’t the man listen to rap music, no matter what color he is, if he wants to?  Hasn’t he ever heard of Eminem (my white baby daddy)?  Who said rap music was exclusively for Black Folks?  This is just sooooo stupid… 

If he were my seed, and if he EVER got out of jail, I’d kick his ass a football field length to the curb, catch him and beat his ass again. 

For bein’ an idiot.

Mama’s Baby-Daddy’s Maybe

All it takes is a multi-milli contract, and out the woodwork  come the loonies and the lawsuits.

There’s a man,  Leicester Bryce Stovell, who has surfaced claimin’ to be LeBron’s dad, and is -get this-is SUIN’ LeBron and his mother for fraud, defamation, and misrepresentation, allegin’ they tampered with the results of a paternity test in 2007.

Now in this suit, he claims he met Gloria James in a bar when she was 15 and he was 29, and had ‘consensual sex’ with her (isn’t that statutory rape?).    He claims LATER he found out she was only 15.   He claims when she told him she was preggers, he said, “if he’s mine, make sure he plays basketball“.    He wants $4Milli.

Uh-huh.

Where was this mofo the 20 years before LeBron became worth a trillion bucks?  Same place Monique’s brother was before she won the Oscar for “Precious“; under a rock, tryin’ to make a buck somewhere else.  

Dude is no dead beat, tho.  He’s a Princeton grad who earned a law degree from the University of Chicago, and then became a Senior Legal Advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

So why this, and why now?

If he IS Baby Daddy, they should sue his ass for back child support.   And that’s after he released from prison for child sexual abuse, the cretin. 

I’ll be watchin this worm turn…

Daddy Knowles: Outta There?

Bobble-Head Bey

Snitches are sayin’ that Beyonce, “Queen of the Lace-Fronts“, and Jay Z’s  wifey is heated with Daddy Knowles, and maybe kickin his ass to the curb.

Maybe the Bobble-Head is finally makin her own decisions…

Bey is real close to her mom, Tina, and hasn’t spoken to her father since the shyt hit the fan about Baby Nixon, his love(?)child with celebrity hoe/groupie/home wrecker Alexsandra Wright.  

When the DNA test confirmed he IS the father, that really flucked things up.

(Tina is tired to his shyt and ‘prolly just decided not to take it anymore.  There are ‘rumors’ that Kelly is his too, ya know.    They just kept that secret…)

Columbia Records (Bey’s label) is worried that this might cause a problem with they moneymaker gettin’ that cash, and think it would ‘be better to move him aside.”  

Translation: Fire your hoe-ass Daddy!

Daddy Knowles has $8200/month child support to pay.  Wonder how he’s gonna pay that once he’s outta there…

(**sigh**)

Whitney Houston (Big!) Baby Bump(?)

Is Whitney Houston pregnant??  The last few days I’ve been readin’ tidbits that suggest  that she is.   And if she is, who’s the Baby Daddy?  Bobby “CrackHead” Brown or Ray J, “The King of Kiss & Tell“?

Either BD would be a disaster.  Bobby Brown is  a child in a mans body who can not handle the kids he has (6!),  and “The King” is too into himself to even concentrate on bein’ a BD. 

Why, Whitney, why?

But then again maybe a baby may be  what she needs; the last 10 years ain’t been nice to Whit.    The recovery thing was and still is hard, and her comeback “Nothing But Love”  tour  was a little ruff too-she was even booed off one stage a while back.   The paparazzi hasn’t been that nice to her either…

Well- take a look at some recent pics of Whit:

...now THATS lookin like SOMETHIN'S in the oven!

 Whatcha think?

Alexsandra Wright’s Payday

Heard Around The Web: 

An Los Angeles judge has now ordered Dirty Daddy Knowles to pay Alexsandra  $20,750 for January (even though he had already given Wright 10K for hospital fees)-why u payin’  fees if you not the BD?  I’m just sayin’…   

And according to TMZ, the judge also ordered Matthew Knowles to pay $8,200 a month in child support, retroactive to February 1.

A paternity test confirmed last month that he is the father of lil’ Nixon. 

I wonder if his last name is Knowles? 

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Daddy Knowles, You ARE The Father!~

Various sources I been hittin’ around the web this mornin’  are sayin’  that Daddy Knowles’  lil jump off, Alexsandra has quietly (?) given birth to a bouncin’ baby girl.    And not only that, Alexsandra separated bullshyt from reality,  and had a DNA test done after the birth that confirms he is the father! 

Wonder how Bey and Solange feel about they new lil sis?  Tina about her new step-daughter?  I’m sure they not happy…

He so nasty.

I wonder what the baby looks like.

Jay Z is doin’ A Diddy…Changin’ His Name!

::Daddy said...::

 

I guess when rappers approach their late 30′s / early 40′s, they start sayin and doin things that just seem odd; I guess for attention.  We lived thru the various name changes  of Sean “Puffy” Combs ;  we can now start with Hov.  

Seems,  in a monumental display of trickin’, Hov has agreed to Beyonce’s demand that he change his name.   Jay-Z – whose real name is Shawn Carter – will now be known as Shawn Knowles-Carter, while Beyonce is to become Beyonce Knowles-Carter.    

I can see the hyphenation on her part,  takin’ her married name but keepin’ her maiden name, but why in tha fluck is he changin’ his name in the first place, and THEN! puttin’ her’s FIRST???  

Snitches say there is some background musclin’ on Daddy Knowles part.    His claim is that “they only have two daughters, so once both of them are married, the Knowles name will disappear”.    So they’re doin this to carry on the Knowles name??     And: “…especially if they don’t produce any children themselves” – an indication that there will be no lil Camel’s runnin around this mofo,  by Bey, maybe??      

Dayumm, “Carter Go Harder”, I thought you had more game than this!  

They may be jumpin’ the gun, tho.  If AlexSandra Wright’s unborn baby turns out to be a boy and  Daddy Knowles’  baby, then the legacy sho nuff  will be carried on whether Daddy likes it or not!  

50 will have a ball with this one…you think he tried dissin’  Hov before; this will give him ammo to annihilate him!