I DID NOT make a sex tape with that woman!
Just when you (and Tiger and Elin) thought it was over. Now there is an ‘alleged’ sex tape.
15th Bytch on the Golfer Pole, Melinda Janette (porn name “Devon James“) says she has made a deal with ‘a DVD production’ company’ to distribute a 62-minute “hot and sexy” tape she says she made with Tiger Woo and another bimbo bumpin’ uglies. (Her, Tiger and the other bimbette are only in 37 minutes of this ‘explosive’ video.) Her and her husband Nicky James (who ‘prolly said, “Baby let’s get this money!) flew to L.A. this week to meet with a major porn studio to discuss the sale of the alleged tape, but backed down scared of Tiger’s legal team.
The Alleged Skank
But (they say) they ultimately found another company, Vivid Entertainment, who supposedly gave them $350ThouWow up front and projected $5Milli in sales once its out. They are even settin’ up a website in a few weeks, with teaser clips of the tape.
Vivid Entertainment is the same porn studio that released “ Kimmy Cakes” Kardashian’s sex tape, Playboy model/reality TV slug Kendra Wilkinson havin’ sex with her high school bf, and actor Laurence Fishburne’s retarded daughter Montana’s bullet riddled ass bangin’ and givin’ brain on film.
No one has seen this tape so far, and some people, includin’ her own mother, Sandra Brinling, doesn’t even think it exists.
“My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar… there was no relationship with Tiger Woods. “[My daughter is] only out to lie, steal and cheat. All she is looking for is to get money from Tiger.”
This is the same bytch that tried to say Tiger was the father of her 9yr old son, Austin. Tiger, you are NOT the father! DNA and the fact that she doesn’t even have the ‘alleged’ love child, tanked that scheme; her mother has custody. So now she’s tryin’ “the sex tape move”.
I guess she’s tryin ’ to stretch out her 15 minutes. I may never quite understand what posses these women to think that barin’ they ass and bedroom secrets to the world, will make them a household name…
Ok- the man cheated a million times over, got busted, went to rehab, divorced and got cleaned out. Enough is enough. All he needs is a dayumm sex tape surfacin’.
And who’d want to see it? Im not sure (yes I am!) Id be aroused or even ‘mildly entertained’ by Tiger’s skinny, mis-shaped ass prancin’ around on film with some silicone-inflated bimbo.
Nope. I’ll pass…
