Sounds Like Bullshyt…

Woke up to b.s. this mornin’.

This mofo is on TV supposedly tellin’ his side of the story. His attorney released a 15 min vid with Zimmy Boo at the crime scene, reenactin’ the events of that night.

Go watch the shyt.

Now let’s talk about it

The first problem I have with it, is that he is deep in these apartments, far from the truck the po-po told his ass to stay in and not follow Trayvon. He also claimed Trayvon was ‘standin’ in front of a house that had recently been broken into’. (Ok….)

The struggle he claims they had could’nt have happened the way he said. Trayvon supposedly said things that sounded unnatural for the situation, unnatural for Trayvon.

The way he described Trayvon seein’ and then goin’ for his gun; what mofo with splittin’ seconds is slidin’ his hand down the chest on the way to the gun, instead of goin’ str8 for the piece? All that clampin’ down and reachin’ for the gun, gettin it out and gettin’ one off didn’t happen. And the autopsy said Trayvon was shot from an intermediate range; not as close as he described…

He gave me the impression he was makin’ the shyt up as he went along.

I’m not buyin’ it with your money. I’m hopin’ the jury doesn’t either.

What say you?

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walkin’ With Black Granddaughter

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walking With Black Granddaughter | NewsOne.

I know this man is hot as fish grease! Somebody call my mofo lawyer!

Rape by Finger?

I have a stupid question:

If a person has had a full penectomy (surgical removal of the penis),  can they be guilty of rape?

51 yr old Bobby Yates, of racist-ass Paris, Tx., lost the entire bottom half of his body-both legs and his ding-ding – as the result of  huntin’ accident 20 years ago, but they say he committed the crime with his fingers.    (Oh, snap!)

On March 18, a 16 yr old white gurl and two white adult men knocked on his door, claimin’ they were locked out of their place.  He let them in.  (This was a dumb move, Bobby…) A while later,  HE calls 911,  tellin’  the operator that three people were in his home,  threatening his life, he was afraid of them, and they would not leave.  They had already beat him in the face.  On the 911 tape, Bobby is clearly heard tellin’ these people to get out of his house, and not to come near him.  When the police got there,  he tells them they refused to leave his house, snatched the phone from him, and jerk his wheelchair tryin’ to keep him from leavin’ the house.

The white gurl tells them he touched her vagina, and Bobby is arrested.  They walk out the house just like they came in.  Un-cuffed. The man  who called the 5-0 is off to jail.

Bobby is facin’ charges for the ‘sexual assault’ of this 16 yr old, who came to his house with two grown-ass men at 2 o’clock in the mornin’.  And this man sittin’ in the wheelchair, with no dyck, is supposed to have done it…

So just how did this ‘assault’ work out?  How did his fingers get to the cooch?  I know he didn’t ’walk’ over to her, so who bought the coochie to him-put it in reach?  Where were the other two guys while this was goin’ on?

And what about the 911 call? Doesnt anybody want to know why three white folks are in this man’s home at two a.m. in the morning?  Why is his face beaten and bruised and they don’t have a scratch on them?  Where is this 16 yr old’s parents at this time of the mornin, while she’s runnin’ around with grown men?

Why they not in jail for home invasion and assault,  they dayumm selves?

This is all in Lamar County where they may as well be walkin’ around in KKK robes.  I can’t see how this could even get on paper, let alone to trial.  To top if off, the Public Pretender the court appointed to Bobby has file a motion to remove himself from the case, leavin’ Bobby’s ass  flailin’  in the wind.  The judge denied that and I don’t know if that a good thing, since the lil mofo hasn’t even properly prepared for the case…

This man is in the wrong place at the wrong time.   He lives in a racist county, in a racist state, at time when the world is highly polarized and racially divided over the election of America’s  first Black President (hopefully not the last!)  in anybody’s history.

This is some bullshyt, and I will be watchin’ this trial as much as possible. I want to see the exact moment when clarity kicks in (if it does), and this case is dismissed…

Justice for Bobby Yates

Sometimes Things Just Aint Right…

Y’all remember the Abraham Shakespeare case?  That bytch  Dee Dee Moore befriendin’ the $17Milli (he actually won $30Milli, just cashed out at 17) Lotto winner only to have him killed tryin’ to take all his dough.

Poor Abe...

Well seems like his poor, grievin’ mother, Elizabeth Walker -who is still waitin’ on her son to pull his black car into her driveway, po’ thang- won’t see a dime of any monies they recover from this bullshyt.     Isn’t that just f-ed up?

Stephen Martin, the mouthpiece workin’ on reclaimin’  some of Abe’s estate, told her a while back that any assets would go to his two lil boys.

funky bia...

Under Florida law, the only way a parent can have claim to an estate,  is if they are named in a will. Otherwise, any assets are passed to children or wifey/boo.

She still lives in her lil wood house in Lakeland.  All she has of her son is a silver CD player he  brought to her the last time she saw him alive, and a lawn mower.

He was her baby.  She often thinks of him eatin’  his favorite Sugar Smacks cereal…

In the mean time, this broke-down bytch is actually fightin’  to keep the man’s $1.07 million dollar crib -even threatenin’ so sue-she claims she bought from him…   The same piece of property that was ‘transferred’ from Abe to some fake ass company the broad ‘owned’   All this while in the clink on first degree murkin’ charges.   I swear this bytch has a full set of kahonies.

The estate claims she never paid him for it.  I don’t think she did either.

I guess I can be kinda glad they finally charge this broad.  Took ‘em long enough.    And I can’t wait till they convict her ass.  The deck is pretty well stacked against her; she even tried to ‘hire’ a  mofo already goin’ down, to take the rap, tellin’ him he’d ‘be famous and even appear on Oprah’.

Come on folks…

Stay tuned.

What Say You?

Usually, I’m layin’ my intelligent opinion on the minions, but this one bears a ‘group’ opinion…

(This happened in 2009 and is just comin to litigation…)

24 yr old Levi  Mohney allegedly went to his girl’s house (this actually happened in a trailer park) and they got into a lil tiff…

When the 5-0 ‘responded’ (the majority of the reports I saw said they actually broke down the door…),  Levi was holdin’ a soda bottle of gas, and a Bic.   They claim they warned him if he didn’t give up, they would  ‘jolt’  him.    They further claim he said if they do, he’d set himself on fire.

The 5-0′s story (and they stickin’  to it),  is that he refused to surrender and then “the troopers used a stun gun and he ignited himself.”   Those exact words.   The boy wasn’t armed and did not pose a threat to anyone  but himself…

The boy burst into flames and died the next day, sufferin’ burns on 98% of his body.  24 years old.

Here’s where it gets sketchy to me:   Once he refused to surrender,  and assumin’ he’d soak himself in the gas while they were in route,  when they fired the taser, how long did he have to flic the bic and set himself on fire?    Those lil prods shoot out pretty dayumm fast.  And wouldn’t firin’ a taser and creatin’ a spark,  be the wrong thing to do when the man is standin’ there soaked in a flammable liquid? 

The question is:  WHO IGNITED THE GAS…?
 
At any rate, the father, Shawn Mohney, is suin’ in the Western District of U.S. District Court,  (The Fed’s House) for violations of civil rights, wrongful death, and violations of the Americans with Disabilities Act.    Mr. Geckle (Shawn’s mouthpiece) said Levi was sufferin’ from a mental disability.

So…

Do you think that Mr. Mohney’s case has merit?  How does the situation lay out to you?  Are the troopers blameless; is it possible that Levi actually set himself on fire?   Should the troopers be dinged for makin’ the wrong decision,  to fire the taser?

Humbly waitin’ on your reply…

Lindsay Who?

Who does Lindsay Lohan really , in real life, think she is?  An untouchable super hero?  Walkin’ with angels?

This broad has rejected a plea deal, I guess because it includes a lil time in the pokey.  So what else does she expect?

The broad has been in and out of trouble almost since her B-movie career began, always skatin’ just inside the lines and avoidin’  jail time.  Now its lookin’ like they tired of that,  and about to offer this bimbette some real time  in light of this grand theft charge.   And its gonna be a lot more that funky 13 days she spent in jail last year.

Looney Lindsay was already on paper when she took-yes I believe she took it; caught on tape!- that $25ThouWow necklace from the jewlery store.  And she’s facin’ assault charges for attackin’  a worker at Betty Ford while she was there on a ‘court ordered’ vacation.    Bet the judge really likes that…

The Infamous Piece

The courts don’t look lightly on your slappin’ them in the face after they gave you love.   And that’s just what this broad has done from day one.   House arrest, ankle bracelets, n’ shyt, when the average person would have been ‘violated’ on paper and sent to jail for at  least 6 mos to a year.  She got 13 days…

Now she’s waitin’  on a pre-lim.  Takin’ it to trial.  This is where she will surely get it socked to her dumb ass.   She’s pretty much guaranteed jail time.   And they gonna be mad that you wasted their time.   Guess she’s just puttin it off till the very last minute…  We shall see.

In other Pink News:  The owners of Kamofie & Co, the store she lifted the piece from, have announced that once the case is over (and the necklace is released from police custody) they will be auctioning off the infamous necklace and donating the proceeds to their own greedy wallets an unspecified charity…

Well…   Ok then.

God Dammit it!

 When I heard about this here, I wasn’t anywhere near my Boyfriend The Computer to put my fabulous 2 cents in. I saw a blurb on TV (complete with that cute little logo n’ shyt.)  I was highly upset.

Today when I get back to my boo, I see that they have reconsidered.  This is madness; kill the rocket scientist at The Discovery Channel that came up with this bullshyt.

‘Michael Jackson’s Autopsy: What Really Killed Michael Jackson”, was a unoffical (nobody told they ass to do it) fictional (wtf?) account of what the autopsy “must have been like” (???),  and its results.”     This shyt has been cancelled.  It was goin’  live Jan. 13th in “several Western European  countries” and the UK ( not in the United States where all the money is?  Why is that?).

 

what type of shyt is this??

 

I wonder if anyone consulted the family?  Highly unlikely,  since they hot as fish grease about this whole thing.  And rightfully so.  This is in so much poor taste I can’t even describe it.  

Nobody can.  The Fans got on it right away.  We kicked up a  whole buncha shyt, includin’ an online petition that got 10ThouWow+ signatures immediately!)    The estate popped of a white-hot,  eviceratin letter to they ass , that singed their eyelashes.  Probably threatened to see them in court.   They had to do somethin’ .    So:

“Given the commencement of legal proceedings beginning next week, and at the request of Michael Jackson’s estate, the scheduled broadcast of the medical documentary related to Michael Jackson’s official autopsy has been postponed indefinitely.”

Ok.  Blame it on the rain then,  fool.    They know this shyt was out of line, and really didn’t give a flyin’ you-know-what.    All they wanted to do was cash in on MJack’s  name by exploitin’ his death.    The fact that they didn’t even discuss this with his fam-bam,  is grounds for a beat-down.   And whats this about postponin’ it?  

These jackals are gonna try this again down the line…

Who would want to see it?  I know there is a morbid cretin somewhere who wants to, but I wouldn’t want to see The Gloved One layin’ on a slab with the T-Cut goin’.   I don’t find shyt like that fascinatin’.   I am personally outraged by this whole thing. 

And I’m outraged by all the bullshyt you can find online about this now.   While researchin’  this article, I googled Mike, and the first results had the word autopsy’ in it.    When I clicked on ‘Images’, there was all kinds of bullshyt there, includin’ fake ass closeups of his face on the table (hey didn’t even have the eyebrows right, the cretins… )  There was weven a pic of a dayumm alien layin on a table with the cut; the caption was “Michael Jackson’s Exclusive Autopsy Photos!”     I was  speechless, and that’s a hugh thing  for me…     

When will this man be able to really ‘rest’?

Dont look like its gonna be too soon…

Kimmy Cakes & Co. Want Out!

Well, as if we didn’t know, the Kardashian Prepaid MasterCard was,  and has now been proven to be a “No”.

When this first ‘hit the block’, there was much fanfare,  and Kimmy Cakes  was splashed all over the place promotin’ the card with her and her sisters  images on it.  Another business venture or the Kardashian Klan.   But it has recently come under fire for excessive fees and other not so consumer-friendly thingys.

Let’s check it out:

Activation costs between $60 (6 mos) and $100 (12 mos).  (That’s a lil high and the 6/12 month thingy…  Is it the Kardashian name?)
Monthly fee of $7.95 (after what they call the  ’initial purchase’ period)
Replacement fee is $9.95 ($25 if you want a rush on it!)
Add money? $1.00 + 2.5% surcharge of transaction amount
Bill pay? $2.00 per transaction
If you cancel the account and want YOUR money sent in a check? $6.00.
Call Customer Service with a live operator? $1.50
Check your balance? $1.00
ATM? $1.50
Card declined? Another $1.00 if you’re in the U.S.  .50 extra if you’re not…

And the value goes down with every transaction, even if the card is not used!   What a rip off!

After the Atty General of Conn., Richard Blumenthal  attacked the Kash Klan, callin’ this a ‘scheme’ targetin’ impressionable teens with a fantasy of Keepin’ up with the Kardashians,  (he called it ‘predatory‘),while rippin’  them off,  they had their mouthpiece send a ‘letter of termination’ demandin’ they stop usin’ their names and images in association with the card.

The Dash Dolls. Khloe looks like a man... sorry

Either these vapid chicken heads KNEW this was the case when they signed on and hoped no one would notice,  so caught up in the  ”glow that is Kardashian”, or they were the airheads we think they are and just said yes without checkin’  into the facts  (except how much they were gonna make.)Then again,  don’t they have lawyers and ‘people’ to do that?

It’s not like Kimmy & The Klan are strangers to hoodwinkin’ people.  ShoeDazzle.com charged people $40/month just for Kimmy Cakes to give them  her “personalized shoe suggestions”.   (Everybody ‘prolly got the same ‘personalized’ suggestion. Hey-how would they know?).   A workout tape called, “Fit in Your Jeans by Friday.”  Come on ladies we KNOW this don’t work-especially if it’s Thursday…   The awful perfume, teeth whitenin’ pens, sunless tan lotion (?), and all the cheap,  slutty clothes on Bebe and QVC.   All bullshyt and people are buyin’ it. 

These chicks are into makin’ a fast buck.  Butt injections (yea Kimmie ‘s got em!),  Botox and breast implants costs money…

I just can’t help but think that had no one raised a fuss, The Klan would be still smilin’  in front of cameras promotin’  this card.    But  now  this supposedly wholesome image they’ve built is threatened.   (How wholesome is givin’   brain on camera, and to Ray J’s  D-Lister  ass at that?).  This seems to be the primary reason for this sudden change of heart.       They’re  not stupid, just greedy.

And yep, I said it: Khloe looks like a man,  and I’m not takin it back.

So there.

Makes my dayumm day…

Charley is fightin back!

That chicken head, Christina “Capri Anderson“ Walsh, who claims she was so terrorized by Charlie Sheen  and is about to file a lawsuit against him (and his cash!), is “reconsiderin’…

Translation: “He aint goin’  for the okie doke, and if I f*ck around too much,  I might end up in jail my dayumm self, so Im outta here.”

When this first hit the fan, it smelled like Attention/Greedy Bytch bullshyt.    Look at the facts: This broad was bought and paid for to come to this party.  Aint nobody believin’ he was such a fan of her work, and it was to just have dinner as a ‘paid guest’, boo.  People would line up from here to NY to have dinner with Charlie Sheen for free, so why would he pay a mofo just to come eat with him?   SHE’S  A PORN STAR.    We all know what he ‘paid for’. 

She claims he was already side-wayz drunk and talkin’ loud (and hurling racist and sexist slurs, she claims) at the dinner, yet she goes back to his room with him?    (Wasnt the dinner over?   Shouldnt her ‘paid dinner guest’ duties have come to an end?   Hey, I’m jus’ sayin’…)    She watches him snort a ‘white substance’ (bytch you know it was cocaine, and you took a line or two ya dayumm self! *side eye*).

So they start suckin’ face and the clothes come off-he about to get what he really paid for- then all of sudden out of the blue, he just started chokin’ her and then threw a lamp ?    Then started trashin’ the room lookin’ for,  she says,  his wallet and keys.   (Thats very important later*)  I guess after he finished his lil ‘breakdown’, he decided to leave the room, nekkid they say, and 5-0 found her,  supposedly ‘terrified‘, locked in the bathroom.

He also threatened to kill her ‘durin’ their day in NY.    I wouldn’t even ‘be’ at ‘dinner’ that night, with a mofo who told me was gonna kill me that day.  Come on now…

Yet the night they took Charlie to the loony bin, none of this was brought up.    Even went on her lil website,  assurin’ all her lonely, horny, freaky fans that she was alright (but click ‘enter’, kick cash, and see more of the boo-tay!)

This bytch is so full of shyt.   I guess ever since TigerGate, they think that if they threaten a mofo,  they will pay.    And I notice they all porn whores, strippers, cocktail waitresses or tattooed freaks…   Any way, this broad probably sat around in the ensuin’ days, and with the help of a greedy, ambulance chasin’ mouthpiece, came up with this wonderful get rich quick scheme.

She’s already on the talk-show circuit, tellin’ her pitiful, fabricated story to anybody that will listen.  Good Mornin America, Nightline…

But Charlie aint no joke.  He beat that bytch at her own game.    He turned around and filed a $1Milli dollar suit against her ass for tryin’ to shake him down, (which is exactly what she tried to do!) and the reason her ass was locked in the bathroom, was because she had his $165ThouWow,  blinged out Patek Philippe watch in there with her, tryin’ to stash it ( you-know-where).    (That’s what he was trashin the room lookin’ for!)    He called the gurl a  scuz-bucket grifter and  attention whore “opportunist porn star and publicity-hungry scam artist”.     He says she concocted this story and the threatened to call the press if he didn’t pay.    When he didn’t she called the press.  (I guess the watch was a side hustle…)

Nobody is feelin’ her.  He had Thanksgiving dinner with Denise and the kids, and Brooke refuses to tell the cops shyt about him and their relationship.

I doubt this ever hits the docket, but if it does, it would be interestin’  to see how it plays out…

If  Tiger would have fought back,  maybe he’d have come out smellin’  a little bit better than he did.   He could have filed a extortion case against some of those chicken heads.  It would have really come down to his word against theirs,  unless they have real pics and tapes and they dont,  or we would have already seen them by now, trust me.   Most of those bytches would have started blendin’ in with the scenery,  instead of becomin’ famous for star-f*ckin’  (Lawd, I dont understand this world sometimes…) like they did .

jmo*

The Entitled & Privileged Mr. Poulin

The Honorable Mr. Poulin. SIKE!!

When a person is sentenced to jail, the general consensus is that, to pay for their crime,  they be deprived of all the amenities of ‘life on the streets’.   No bells, no whistles-nothin extra.   No TV-at least not what you want, no outside contact, limited telephone privileges y’all know the drill.

So why does <<<–this mofo feel entitled enough to file not one but SIX lawsuits (5 dismissed, one actually pendin’!) against a Brevard Co, Florida jail because he’s mad about his treatment?

James Poulin had filed lawsuits ( who has already filed 15 delays for his trial; he’s been in jail since 2007 for DUI w/death) for access to newspapers and magazines -he doesn’t want to pay the subscriptions.    He’s filed over the food-guess he don’t like beans and franks.    Medical care-his is free, I’m payin’  for it,  so I don’t know what the deelio on that was.    His latest filin’ is because he feels ‘mental torture’  by the jail’s TV programming.    Yep- I said that.    Guess he don’t like educational programs and old and ‘older’ movies.   (The jail decided not to buy all new equipment with the world went digital.)   He wants a digital converter box hooked up.

“We have a right to the media in jail.” 

He even wrote a letter to the local television station (how did that get passed the C.O’s?) sayin’ Sheriff Jack Parker had chosen the films.  “Parker gathered up a bunch of old movies he had laying around and played them over and over for the next year,” he wrote.   “‘I have seen ‘Black Hawk Down’, ‘Pearl Harbor’, ‘Saving Private Ryan’ and ‘Battle Front’ hundreds of times each, sometimes two or three times a day.” 

It’s like the old ‘;Chinese water torture.”

AND this shyt is really on the court’s docket!

Dude.   THIS IS JAIL.   You are an INMATE.   You don’t have a ‘right‘ to anything.     They don’t have to let you watch TV at all, let alone a program of your choice.    And he should be thankin’ God he’s not in Sheriff Joe’s   jail, livin’ in a tent, no heat or AC, wearin’ pink panties and eatin’ sandwiches for every meal.   It dayummm sho’ ain’t no TV in that country club.

One thing this moron can do to escape the ‘torture’, is quit tryin’ to put off his trial, get on with the sentencin’, and get the h3ll outta there.  His ass been sittin’ there livin’ off taxpayers money for the last 4 years come  January!

And TV is a lot better in prison.

What they ought to do for this fool, is put him in The Shue (solitary confinement, for those of you who really dont know), with only that dayumm TV and a ‘blankie’, and play infomercials 24/7.    Then ask that mofo what mental torture really is…

Cretin…