That’s Gangsta!~ Pt. 2

What's my mofo'n name!

As more and more facts come out about Osama Bin Laden’s murkin’, Obama looks better and better to me (as if he wasn’t already shinin’…*)

Basically: Bam just came out as gangsta as he could get, (bein’ the Prez n’ all…) against all the stupid criticism that has been goin’ on since the man took office in 2008.   He’s was always suave and sophisticated; ignorin; the bs and handlin’ his business regardless of whatever the bobble-heads were babblin’ about.

I don’t have to tell y’all about the sudden eruption of the Tea Party, the over abundance of racist and threatenin’ images, articles, and posts all over the web about our Editor in Chief, the name-callin’.   Baldy and the Birther Bullshyt (which was quickly smoked).  Racist groups threatened and still threaten his very life, simply because he was elected POTUS.   There was a whole billboard erected with a pic of Obama supposedly dead with the caption, “Who Killed Barack?”   How funky can they get…

Yeah, there is a lot of shyt swirlin’ about the ‘timeliness’ of his announcement and whether there was some kind of cover-up, covert conspiracy to mislead the public.  That’s just the bullshyters still bulshytin’…  If he DID delay the announcement, so what?  WTF does Mr. & Mrs. Average Joe Blow need to know about plans to blow this mofo up?   My theory is it was a good thing; if he has somehow  stupidly annouced “We goin’ to kick Osama’s ass!“, the press would have had that shyt all over the wire, Osama would have been somehow warned, and got away again.

I ain’t mad at him.

We saw a new Barack; he’s not takin’ no more shyt like he took in the past.  Shyt is serious, he’s got more important things to do (he told y’all), and that’s what that is about.  First roastin’  Trump’s bald-headed ass, (first ‘Crip Walk’ thru the b.s) and then when he announced they had Osama’s ass, his true O.G. came out.  He attitude was no non-sense, “F*ck U, Kiss my ass, I’m runnin’ this, and what?”

He told America he was on the case since August, and played his hand close to the vest till he knew it was time.  Really, why contact and alert the press and the public?  The big-mouth press, Tea Partiers and Rethuglicans chantin’ bullshyt would have ruined all of this.  We would still be lookin’ for this insane mofo.

Then we have those who have their heels dug in the sand tryin’, to discredit Bam at every turn. They are sayin’  Osama is not dead and this is some type of elaborate ruse perped by the Prez and his cohorts.  And as always, they don’t ‘think it through’.   Just HOW could he perpetrate such an elaborate ruse?  Wouldn’t he have to have hundreds of people in on it with him?  Pakistan? The Seals who went over there and got his ass? The innocent man in the mountains on his laptop?  Come on, son.  Face Reality.

America gotta love him!   I can’t think of ONE thing a ReThuglican/Tea Pariter/Conserv/Independent/WTFEver Presidential opponent could ever bring to the table to top this.  OBAMA TOOK OUT OSAMA!  How much f*n’ greater can he get?

To me,  this solidifies his position in the WH in 2012, and maybe beyond. He told you what he was could do, planned to do, yet wasn’t given enuff time to even marinate in the fact that he was actually the POTUS, let alone solve a problem.

Well -wtf do you call this?   A problem well solved,  even if ‘they’ have say so themselves!~

Obama/Biden are in for 2012.  And it’s not just this; it’s the fact that with this, Obama has shown the naysayers that he is about it, and all that shyt they talkin’ is just that.  Shyt.  No matter how much they hate, investigate, procrastinate, instigate, and regurgitate, they wont win.  The best thing is to congratulate and try to f*ckn’ participate.  Its inevitable…   They can’t touch him now.  (Thought they will continue to try!)

A Black Man just might rule the world!~ 

I said it first!~

This Just In!!!!! Bin Laden is Dead!!!!

wonder who gets the reward...?

Familial DNA has identified the body of Osama Bin Laden!   And the United States is in possession of his remains.

Reports say he was ‘killed inside a mansion in Pakistan’.   They might be responsible…  Supposedly this happened a week ago, and we waited this long for them to fully ID the body.  No one is sayin’ how he died….

The Prez is about to speak!  Crowds are gatherin’ outside the WH cheerin’ now!~

More later*

Burned & Busted

This Bethany Storro Bytch got sympathy all over the world when she was the victim of a supposedly random attack-someone threw acid in her face.

The story she was goin’ to tell Oprah (her story had already started unravelin’ and she cancled the appearance!) was that a black woman with a poneytail walked up to her, said “Hey Pretty girl, want somethin to drink?” and threw acid in her face.

It all turned out to be a dayumm lie.

The 5-0 in Vancouver just confirmed that she admitted she made it all up.  And this after funds were created so people could send money to help her through this ‘difficult time.‘

Police are tryin’  to figger out how to give the money back.

It just seems like whenever someone fabricates a crime the perp they lie on is always black.  Just think of the mess had they arrested some po’ black girl with a poneytail for this, and all along The Bethany Bytch was lyin’.

And what about The Bethany Bytch?  She burned her own face with acid to get attention. 

Attention or not, would you do this to your face?:

She told 5-0 that she was on her way to buy coffee at a downtown Starbucks about 7:15 p.m. Aug. 30, when a woman walked up to her and threw a cup of acid in her face.   She described the assailant as an African-American woman in her late 20s to early 30s, with slicked-back hair and three piercings in her right ear.    But no one saw this woman runnin’  away or anything.    All they saw was this chicken head on the ground.    And the bytch is supposedly deaf so how the h3ll did she hear the woman say anything?

The splash pattern wasnt consistent with the acid bein’ thrown; it was more like poured or rubbed.  And since when do people wear shades at 7 o’clock at night?

She most definitely has some mental issues, and she better hope they take that into account when they prosecute her ass.    They were on the news this mornin’ talkin about “treatin’ this troubled young woman gently”.   FLUCK THAT!  This woman LIED and blamed it on a Black Woman of all people!   That sent the police to the black community to start profilin’.    

And what does this say about The Brittany Bytch when it comes to race?  Is she prejudice and hate Black Folks?  Why did she say a Black Woman instead of an Asian or a white woman?   Or even a man; was this woman supposedly jealous of her or somethin’?  

Tho she might be troubled , she’s not stupid.   She knew exactly what she was doin’.  I wonder how long she took to plan this shyt…

I hope it was worth it to her.

A Moment Of Silence…

Attack of the Multi-Colored Chinese Flip-Flops!!!

::is this a mess or what?::

Dang!  Why did who-ever invented those dayumm things NOT go to prison for corrupting society, and giving all lazy, chickenheads another reason to live??

They all the rage here in the ATL!

Those have got to be the most ghetto-fab shit I have seen in all my ??+-something years.  I wouldnt be caught dead with those on, and if I did, they betta find the fool who stole my shoes from my still warm body!

They look so obviously cheap, like they cost every bit of the 3.00 price, and the little sparkly things look like, if you feet get hot on a swelter-y day, they gon’ burst into flames.

IF they havent already fell off.   Can U say “hot glue gun“?

The colors!  WHY in the hell would a grown-ass woman, want  icky key-lime green, flippety-floppety shoes on her feet, and makin all that noise drawin attention to possibly ashy, un-manicured footsie and husky heels?    And they have loud ass orange, pimple-pus yellow, and a funny-lookin purple.  The red looks like the same dye they used on the checkered table-cloth from back in the day.  Cheap.    They have this shyt on with dresses and other ‘inappropriate’ outfits, and really think they lookin good…!

(**shakin head**)

those shoes make my ass hurt…

(**jumps off soap-box and stomps off**)