What is The REAL issue????

THIS CHICK!?!!
This is not healthy.  I can’t imagine what she is seein’ when she looks in the glass…

She is phuckin’ Black as hell!.  And she busted coz she took her 5 yr old to the salon, and she got burned!

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walkin’ With Black Granddaughter

White Grandfather Cuffed For Walking With Black Granddaughter | NewsOne.

I know this man is hot as fish grease! Somebody call my mofo lawyer!

Bill O’Reilly on Trayvon Martin

Bill O’Reilly Trayvon Martin | NewsOne.

Her lawyer should have known Unfair & Biased Fox News was not the thing to do… #smdh

Raisin’ the bar on Stupidity…

I don’t understand it.  You are lucky to parlay hood education and verbal rap-ability into a somewhat lucrative livin’, and you risk it all actin’ nigger-ish.   (Yep- I said that.)

Radric “Gucci Mane” Davis, the infamous idiot with the flamin’ ice cream cone tatted on his face, has been arrested.  Again.

This time for pushin’ a female out of his movin’ Hummer.  Not ain’t that just stupid? He was arrested for it yesterday, but it happened in January.

The ‘scenario‘ makes his ass look kinda creepy and perverted, too.   Early on Jan 28th, he approaches this woman, 36 yr old Diana Graham,  who is supposedly waitin’ on the beauty supply to open,(?)  and he asked her “to go to breakfast.”    She says after she got in the Hummer-goin’ to breakfast- he changed the game and wanted to go to a motel, and would give her $150.00 for the poon tang.  She says she refused and that’s when he started “helpin’ her exit the vehicle.”

(This story is very suspect to me.  Waitin’ on the beauty supply to open?  “Lets go to ‘breakfast’? And then suddenly once the door is closed,  it’s all about a ‘hotel’…?  They both lyin’; this foolio was out tryin’ to buy a piece, and she was out sellin’ it.   Somethin’ broke down durin’ negotiations, tho…)

Pushed the girl out,  while the Hummer was still movin’…

Somehow,  an ambulance picked her up, and took her to ATL Medical Center where she was treated for ‘cuts and bruises’.

Evidently there was a lawyer chasin’ that ambulance who filed some charges (lawsuit to follow).   The woman was ‘advised’ to apply for a warrant. “Detectives did not take out a warrant,” said a PD spokesperson.     “In misdemeanor assault/battery cases, the victim applies for the warrant.” A hearin’ was held Apr. 4th.   Gucci went to see check in with his P.O. yesterday and was cuffed up on the spot.    No studio time today…

Now isn’t he a big dummy?    Regardless of the direction the convo took,  he could have done or said anything but pushin’ the broad out of a movin’ car!    I wonder if he thought he was gonna every have to answer for that?  Evidently not, accordin’ to the look on his face …

Gucci - lookin' surprised then a mofo...

His was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charges, and will get violated for this as well.  Add that to his 2001 arrest for cocaine possession (90 days behind bars),2005  assault charge (a six-month prison term) and a 2009 violating probation for that assault (1 yr in the pokey), looks like he’ll be  spendin’ more time in jail,  then in the studio tryin’ to revive his lil ‘career‘ (…usin’  that term loosely).

I wonder how big the ice cream tat will go over on Cellblock 5…

The Crack Head DA

Wonder if they can do a lil somethin’ for lil cock-eyed Paris Hilton…

The Clark County DA that headed the case against Paris Hilton  and Bruno Mars when they got popped for coke possession, last year,  David Schubert, will be coolin’ his heels for in the jailhouse for a while.  He  was arrested his dayummm self  this weekend for allegedly buyin’ a rock of cocaine.

THIS is what stupid looks like-really

Sources-those wonderful big-mouthed magpies- say he was spotted pickin’ up another man, a Raymond Streeter, in his white Beamer in a hood known for dope dealin’.   They were followed to a crack house, Raymond jumps out, goes in, and then returns to the car.  A traffic stop turned up the rocks.

Then Ray starts singin’.  (Don’t they all when they assess are in the vise?)  He told 5-0 that this man that he knows as  “Joe” had him get him a 40-rock “several times a week.”

“I’m very disappointed to learn one of our prosecutors was allegedly buying rock cocaine.  This is an individual I placed a great deal of trust in by assigning him to a state and federal drug task force.   That said, he was arrested and he will be charged and prosecuted like any other individual.  We believe no one is above the law, including a deputy district attorney.”   -Clark County DA David Roger

To avoid conflict of interest  his case was turned over to the Nevada Attorney General.

So this mofo was standin’ up in court, talkin’ shyt tryin’ to hang Paris and Bruno, only to hit the pipe his dayumm self after court.

I wonder how he’ll like his room at the State Sponsored Resort Hotel (prison, Boo!) , while he’s on his lil ‘forced’ vacation?   If I were Paris and Bruno, I’d be there every day just to look in his face…

(**laffin my ass off!**)

Dumb Criminal Files: The Conscious Consumer

35 yr old (he oughta know better!)  Antonio Recinos  is a consumer who realizes that makin’ a buck go as far as it can is a good thing, and gettin’ a deal is always the goal.

But when Antonio felt like he didn’t get his money’s worth he went all the way out.

3 o’clock in the dayumm mornin’, this ^ fool was callin’ 911  to lodge his consumer complaint.   When he spotted a beat cop, an approached him to complain on the spot.

He pulled out a baggie of coke and told the officer his dealer had ‘shorted’ him.   He claimed the 0.4 gm “don’t look right; he didn’t get his 40.00 worth”.

‘Guess they growin’  dummies in Connecticut.

So what did he really expect the po-po to do??  He is  standin’ there holdin’ a bag of dope, drunk  (had to be, to come up with this clever idea…) as h3ll?   Did he expect him to whip out his lil notepad and start investigatin’?  Was he gonna point the man out and demand he be arrested or give his money back?

I know he didn’t expect that mofo to cuff his ass up, tho.    That’s just that happened .  Now he has a court date for possession of a controlled substance, had to bail on $5G’s, and looks like a dayumm fool. 

In other Dumb Criminal Files:   The Debut of the “Halfro“

David was havin’ a very bad hair day- this boy was sittin’ in somebody’s apartment gettin’ his hair done (I guess braided it looks pretty rough in the pic), and was, he says, ‘approached in an aggressive manner’  by another man in the place, so he jumped and ‘protected’  himself by stabbin’ dude in the back with a pair of scissors.    And again, how is that protectin’  oneself?

While he may have ruined his life bein’ stupid and on the path to a life of crime, ( he was of course cuffed up and charged with 1st degree assault), he’ll always be remembered for this interestin’ and somewhat fly hairdo. 

And yes, he’s from Connecticut too.

Dont everybody run to their stylists at once.

<laffin’>

Dope in a Can

If ever there was a need for rehab, this is it.

In recent days,  our news had been filled with stories about ‘The Red Bull Bandit“.    The guy, 42 yr old  Anthony Burkhalter, was on the lam for a while but has finally surrendered to the 5-0.

The guy was clever, in a way.

He walks into convenience stores, wearin’ a Red Bull shirt, posin’ as a rep for the energy drink company.  This rocket scientist would tell the other rocket scientist-the store clerk,  that he was there to remove out dated product (and why didn’t these idiots clear that with their sups?), and proceeds to wheel out several hundred dollars of the nasty shyt (sorry RB, tastes like Formula 44D to me…) from the store.

He just didn’t think of the fact that he could be ‘caught on tape’ somewhere.    And he was.   I guess he wasnt really worry: he went in with his face uncovered and in plain view.  

This guy is suspected of  ‘removing‘ thousands of dollars worth of ‘outdated product’  from convenience stores around the Central Valley.  His ass is now in the pokey charged with burglary and grand theft. 

My thoughts on this is that he really liked the h3ll out of some Red Bull.  Enough to concoct this elaborate scheme to get it.  And I thought crackheads were creative….

Hope he has a good mouthpiece and a sympathetic judge and/or jury.  A guy in Glen Ellyn, IL was sentenced to 24 years on lockdown for hijackin’ two Red Bull trucks, kidnappin’ the driver in the process. (Id like to think the kidnappin’ was the reason for most of the 24.)  And I cant leave out the man in Bloomfield,  CT who stuffed 17 cans of the stuff down his pants. They’re still lookin for him…

What the h3ll is in this stuff??  I see folks at work hunched bleary-eyed over cans of this stuff; 5 mins later they happy, peppy, kinda people.  And still clutchin’ a can of this dope…  And that’s them, basiclly all day.  Some people are even mixin’ this stuff with alcoholic drinks.  Wonder what kinda high that is?

I hope this guy and the one they lookin’ for in CT get the help they obviously need.  I can see a person riskin’ their freedom for a loaf of bread or somethin’  they can eat, but some Red Bull energy drinks?  That’s a whole ‘nother addiction.

Wonder if they have a program at Betty Ford for that?  Maybe even an Intervention episode…

Ok-I’ll stop bein’ stupid.

Entrapment 101

Ok.  I’m back to the bullshyt.

I read that the cretin who wrote that book on how to molest children,  was arrested recently in Polk Co. Florida.  This is that same dude who created a buncha shyt when his book, “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: A Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct” popped up on Amazon.   This book is basically a dayumm roadmap on the how-to’s of child molestation.

Amazon pulled this shyt under public pressure. 

Now here’s where the shyt gets deep.  The police in lil Polk Co, decided to set the dude up, I guess, because that’s what they did.  They ordered a $50 copy of his book-complete with his John Hancock (this mofo is truly full of himself!)- had it sent to an address in the jurisdiction, then got themselves a warrant for distributing obscene material depicting minors.  Went all the way to Pueblo, Colo., and cuffed his sick ass up.

I don’t want people like this on the streets.    But the man hasn’t commited a crime warrantin’ them goin all the way to Colorado to get him.  He’s depraved; he wants to ‘do it’ with little kids (he claims he’s not a pedophile), and has the nerve to actually write a book on how to do it.  It has graphic stories of men havin’ sex with children.  This book even has tips on how not to get caught stalkin’ lil kids… just sick.   But this smells like entrapment.

The Sicko and The Grandstandin' Sheriff

The book is out there electronically already, and I have read speculation that The Sheriff and his  Keystone Kops may have requested a hard copy of the book to facilitate the breakin’ of this law.   And its a lil discernin’ to know what Sheriff Grady Judd is this ”very outspoken opponent of child predators” (arent sheriffs elected officials?)   They had the camera crew all ready to go when they went and arrested him, The Sheriff on camera all the way.  And his buddy,  Da Judge has refused to reduce the man’s bail. 

But the D.A. in Colo., where he lives is not filin’ any charges against Mr. Sicko, at least not yet.  He says  he hasnt broken any Colorado laws, but the ‘investigation is “on going”.

I think that if there is a trial in Florida it will fizzle out pretty quick.  After all, if they can’t see entrapment then what else is there?  If not legally, then surely morally.  The man was quietly mindin’ his won business in Colorado, a buyer comes thru for his book (whether we like it or not it was for sale) and he sends it to them.   They knew when they bought the book that it was against the law in their state.    So they have sent out-of-state for obscene material depicting minors’.  Isn’t something wrong with that?

Well, his Christmas is surely ruined…

But that’s my 2 cents.  What do you think? 

Pants on the Ground? Go to Jail!

This really AINT cute...

Lawd- if this don’t just beat the brakes off it all. 

A man was in a Memphis Wal-Mart doin’ his Black Friday thing’, when an off-duty police officer moonlightin’ as a security guard,  ’instructed him to pull up his pants.   Granted,  the man was saggin‘.   It’s not a fashion statement I agree with, but I don’t knock nobody’s hustle.   If you want to wear your pants like that and look stupid, do so.   And if you don’t like it, don’t look.

Normally I would say some nosey-ass, no life havin’, menopausal females had ‘complained’ that his pants were too low and they didn’t like the looks of his red (oh lawd) underwear.   But when you can see the imprint of his ass and the ‘family jewels’ clear as day, we do have a problem.

Dude, Mario Bernard Johnson, pulled ‘em up and continued on with his lil shoppin’  spree.  Later on, when he appeared in the checkout line, his jewels and ass were again on display.   So he didn’t do what he was told.   From there,  it was a lot of loud talkin’, finger pointin’, and profanity which ended in his dumb ass goin’ down for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Shyt is an actual crime in Flint MI!

Dummy.  All he had to do was pull up his pants or just left the store. 

I guess he could consider himself lucky.  One dude was shot dead in his’ exposed’  ass by a man who asked him to not show his undies…

But why arrested?  I’ve seen chicken heads with all the thong showin’ out the top of those low riser pants.  Blouses and tops cuts deeper than J-Lo’s 2005  green Versace she wore to the BET Awards.  Or with a mini skirt on so short, when they take a breath, ass cheeks appear and  goodies are exposed.     But they aren’t goin’ to jail…      Then again I guess it depends on where you are, if people complain (or lust) enough, and if there is a disgruntled off-duty police officer around.

Joe the Plumber better watch his but crack -literally.

Assault With Deadly TP?

Toliet Paper is now a lethal weapon. 

Only in America, people.    A man, Allen Kerner, was actually arrested and is facin’ an assault charge for hittin’ a man in the back of the head with a roll of shyt paper!

Seems a custodian at the town hall in Framingham MA was goin’  about his business, whistlin’ while he worked.  Literally.  Dude goin’ about his day…

Allen, (a man with obvious issues) was in the bathroom usin’ the facilities.  The custodian, not realizin’ someone was in there with him, was changin’  the TP in a stall and whistlin’ a lil tune while he did so.

The man started yellin’ at him about the whistlin’, busted him in the head with the roll toliet paper (I wonder if it was a new one?) and fled the scene.  

The custodian gave chase.  5-0 was standin’ outside and heard the crazy dude screamin’ at the custodian and followed the procession.

Dude said he was mad about bein’ whistled at.  Now his shyt-y ass will be summoned to court on assault and battery charges. 

Wow.

I can’t believe the courts actually have time for shyt like this.  The judge will have a hard time keepin’ a straight face.  They will probably bring in a TP expert to testify about the trajectory of the alleged roll and (shyt) splatter patterns…   I guess not only can you NOT squeeze the Charmin, you can’t throw it either.

But you can make an awesome weddin’ dress out of it,  if you like:

Toliet Paper Wedding Dress Contest 2010

… and yes, they’re very serious

And this is news.
Lawd…