Sarah is Bouncin’ Again!

"Kiss my ass, Alaska. Im outta here!" For Real.

Well- lets see:  Sarah Palin bounced out on Alaska,  mentally and spiritually, when she ran for VP and thought she was gonna get famous.  Sarah bounced on Alaska again when she decided to step down as Gov. to ‘pursue her dreams’ of bein’  America’s Stupidest Magpie.

Looks like Sarah is bouncnin’ on Alaska again, for good this time.  She’s bringin her side-show to Scottsdale, Arizona.

Snitches say she bought a $1.7Milli, 8000-sq-ft crib thru Safari Investments.  This lil mini-mansion has six bedrooms, six-car garage, a pool and a spa, a home theater, wine cellar, and ‘billards’ room.   Livin’  pretty good on magpie-ism, I see…

Guess she wants to be near her no-dancin’,  face-lift havin’ daughter,  Bristol.  She just bought a house in Maricopa earlier this year.   And then there’s her bud, John McCain.  Maybe she thinks they can play together again…

Maybe she wants to get closer for a Presidental run in 2012.  The bytch reportedly told some reporter  (who can still stand the sound of her voice) that she has a ‘fire in her belly’ for the Presidency.   I doubt she could win the nomination,  let alone the title.  There aren’t too many of the fanatical fools who jumped on her tails when she first started runnin’ her mouth , around these days.  At least not enough for a ride into the White House.   This bytch is 5 hours pass her 15-Minutes of Fame.

Then there’s these tell-all books comin’ out about her.  One of the most anticipated ones, “Blind Allegiance“, by Frank Bailey a former aide, tells the world how the bytch was ready to run off from Alaska and the Govenorship months before she did,  chasin’ more ‘lucrative’ offers.  He tells the truth about that firin’ of her sister’s ex too.

Arizona is not far enough to run away from the shyt that is about to fly behind these books.

Well.  She’ll be in good company down there with Jan “Cruella DeVille” Brewer, another bobble head talkin’ loud and sayin’ nothin’.

Dayumm, I’m glad I live in Cali,  Arnold “Sperminator” Schwarzenegger  and all.

Did Arnold Spent My Money on his ‘SidePiece’?

More shyt is hittin’ the fan on this Baby Schwarzenegger drama.

We now know who this scandalous chicken head is, 50 yr old Mildred Patricia Baena. We know she had her baby boy TWO DAYS after his wifey had her son.   How scandalous!

The Side Piece

She made $1200 (+ Arnold’s’ tip) a week while f*ckin on the boss.

We know her and her husband at the time (who claimed Lil Arnold) separated two weeks after the baby was born Oct 2 1997.

NOW we learn that Arnold has supported his concubine since then.  Property records (and an attention-whorin’ realtor) show Arnold bought this woman a four-bedroom home  with a pool, in Bakersfield CA just this last June.  She lives there with Lil Arnold and her other three kids.

The Famous Love Nest

There are reports of other gratuities…

My question in all of this is: Did Arnold spent Cali’s money on this Side Piece?   This $268,000 house with pool-did we pay for that? How much are we payin’ for child support?

‘They’ recently started askin’ about Arnold Sr’s finances while he was in office as Gov.  Who wants to bet they find out he spent state money on this broad, and is brought up on some type of charges?

Odds are 50 to 1.

2011 Pimp Daddy of the Year!~

More Baby Daddy Drama.  This time it’s Arnold Swartzenegger!~

Ok- we all know him and Maria were sweetly on TV,  announcin’ they were “choosin’ to live apart” and all that rigamrole.  I tried to believe it; people do after that much time, grow apart.  But…

Well, he just basically put himself on blast with the startlin’ revelation that he has fathered a child with some hired help.  And this child is evidently about 10 yrs old.   That not a “lil secret”, mofo…

Seems he told her this around January when he left office.  Guess it got ugly – and I guess it would; I don’t think I could pass that mofo in all that house they go,t without slappin’ the shyt out of him everytime I thought about it, regardless of press and who the fluck what.  They ‘decided to live apart’…

The Baby Mama is a person who worked for the family for over 20 yrs.  I know Maria feels hella betrayed by this as yet unamed bitch she been takin’ care of all this time.  She has supposedly retired recently.

So he has basically admitted to adultry and fatherin’ a child out of wedlock with a hooker.  Married to the Kennedy all the time.   Apparently there was a cover-up, because they say she told people her husband was the father.  I can see Arnold wavin’ dolla bills in this (and her husband-he had to be in on it!) woman’s face,  tellin’ them to do exactly this.  This man was runnin’ for Gov.; whatchu think?  He didn’t want to rock the boat.

I’m sure we can expect the next headline to announce divorce filin’s.   She’s claimin’ she sacrificed “her own success for his ambitions and family and now is publicly betrayed and humiliated“.  You know they negotiatin’ he good name right now with statements like that.

He put that shyt on the down low real quiet like, and kept it there, while he had his lil career.  Once he was done (term limits n’ all), I guess he felt it was time to ‘come clean’.  What can they do? The man is obviously not plannin’ to be in politics any longer, otherwise he would have kept perpin’ the fraud.  If it’s a movie career its rumored he wants, they love this type of shyt.    He can go back to bein’  an actor.  So, to me,  he feels he can’t be touched at least where it hurts.  And so do I.  I don’t see why there is a ‘negotiation’.  He don’t give a dayumm.

That’s why he’s a Pimp Daddy of 2011.

You GO, Boi!~

Prop. 19 Is On The Way!~

“I really believe it will take California to another level.  It’s the best piece of medicine we’ve ever created. I used to go to the store and buy Anacin and Bufferin and Bayer – but it’s nothing like this medical marijuana.   They got Blueberry, Strawberry, Purple, OG Kush.  They even have Obama Kush.    That’s when you’re blowin’ presidential.”                                  

 - Snoop Dog on Prop. 19

Well, Aiight Arnold!

If Rethuglican Arnold Schwarzenegger has done one good thing since he was elected (and elected again!) Gov. of Cali, his outgoin’ act is it, and a true  grande finale.

Arnold has decriminalized (again) the Chronic, y’all!

His ‘official’ reason is to reduce time and money spent  cloggin’ up the system with cases cause they’re  a misdemeanor.  NOW they not even gonna arrest you any more,  if it is less than an ounce.    Possession of that (they deem it to be enough for 30 joints; depends on how you roll!  )  is now bumped down from a misdemeanor to an infraction no more harmless than a dayumm traffic ticket.  No arrest, no court appearance, and no entry on the rapsheet.  

Sweet!~

This is just a steppin’ stone in the right direction to the passage of Prop 19 next month.   When they pass that lil ditty, adults 21 and older can use and possess weed.  Entirely legal.    And right now, 56% of Californians back it all the way.

The ‘day’ is surely comin’.    Mass. voted on,  and passed a similar bill, known as Question 2, in 2008.  And it glided in with 65% of the vote!   There are other states preparin’ to follow suit.

And why not?  Its harmless,  regardless of what the anti’s have to say.  They’re  mostly a bunch of raisin-ated old cronies with that  ’Anti-Drug reel- mentality they had in the 50′s.   Nobody hallucinates on weed.  Nobody is robbin’ banks and carjackin’ for weed.   People don’t normally smoke a blunt, beat their wives or get into a car and mow down 10 people.    

If they are, there are other deep-seated issues, and they have programs for that…     And they’ve already said it has medicinal purposes as it is -hence the Medical MaryJoe

All this means is that they finally gonna get it.  Shyt, they smokin’ weed in licensed coffee shops  and ‘marijuana bars’ in Amsterdam, Holland.    Hash too.   You can cop up to 5g’s in the coffeehouse  from a lil  booklet menu…     Beats the h3ll outta  latte and a muffin at Starbucks, don’t it?

The Bulldog Coffehouse  in Amsterdam (source: atlasparasite)

You can even go on a cannabis cruise, if you want to. 

 (This was supposedly just this past July in Alameda CA.  Tickets were $100/ 150.00  for VIP.   Plus a small fee, of course.  No news on when the next one is scheduled. )

And crime is not ragin’ outta control in Amsterdam.  These people stay way to mellow for all that messy illegal shyt, I guess…

I seriously doubt things will improve this much, but I’m feelin’ its on the way.  Prop. 19 just may prove that.    

 We’ll see in November.

Meg, Meg, Meg…

“I Lied!”

Just to be clear:  I never endorsed you as Governor of California.  Granted,  we need to get Arnold’s sorry ass outta the mansion, but you aren’t the ‘replacement of choice’.  (But y’all both ugly than a mofo!)

Your plan to eliminate the capital gains tax for you and the rest of your rich cronies was a line of bullshyt to me, the rich still helpin’ the rich and leavin’  us po’ folks with our asses flailin’ in the wind…

Now we have this undocumented worker thingy.  (Sad that this would happen right when you thought you had the election in the bag, but hey-this is how politics work.)

I have a few questions for you:

1. This woman worked for you for 9 years. There was never a reason to review her papers?  Her history never came up between you and this ‘part of the family’ person?

2. I cannot and will not believe that this woman CAME TO YOU and told you she was illegal.  Illegals don’t go around “offerin’ up ” that info on the daily, just because they havin’ a pang of conscious.  Why do you think they run in droves when someone mentions “Immigration”?

3.  The 2003 letter.  How can you say that YOU never saw it?  Most ‘women of the house’ see and touch everything that comes through their homes.  And business-people such as yourself check their mail daily.  You THAT important you don’t read your own mail?

4.  Now that the letter has been produced with your Hubby’s writin’ on it, (This after he stood next to you and agreed with you that NEITHER of you saw this letter) are you goin’ to say (and expect American to believe,) that HE DIDNT read it, and simply passed it to Nikki to ‘follow-up’ on?   Because he wanted to make sure she ‘got her social security benefits?   Such a letter did not make him suspect there was a ‘problem with her information’??

5.  Did you pay any payroll taxes for this employee??   That’s a ‘ripe’ question right  now…

6. If you were so surprised, shocked and appalled when this woman ‘supposedly’ came to you and told you she was illegal, why would you make a statement like this:

‘I cannot help you and do not say anything to my children. I will tell them you already have a new job and that you want to go to school and from now on, you don’t know me and I do not know you. You have never seen me and I have never seen you. Do you understand me?’”

Of course, all this right before your announcing your run for Arnold’s job.

This puts a big stain on that supposedly pristine image of yours.  You beat the bushes on illegal immigration,  yet diggin’ in the pot from the other end.  How hypocritical.  Thats’ par for the course with Republican gang members.

I don’t know why your camp is tryin’ to paint Jerry Brown  and the Dems as the villains, and that this is a smear campaign.  YOUR THE ONE who put immigration reform at the top of your campaign list, and YOUR THE ONE who had the illegal Mexican workin’ for you.  For NINE years!   It’s just ‘unfortunate’ that you got busted *thisclose* to the election, and a shot of good luck for the Brown camp and the Dems that you did.

Sounds kinda admirable for you to offer to take a lie-detector test, but realistically that’s just window dressin’.    How well will you do when you  AND YOU HUSBAND have already lied?  

First: “Neither my husband or I received such a letter.”
Now:  “I honestly do not recall receiving this letter”

You got caught,  plain and simple.  You and your hubby were fully informed and fully understood there was a problem with this woman’s documentation, and CHOSE to do nothin’.    Maybe you didn’t think you HAD to do anything.  That it would just go away…   Now its bitin’ you in your baggy, saggy ass.

I would stay away from the polygraph thingy if I were you…