Posts tagged ‘America’s Next Top Model’

April 17, 2011

America’s Next Top Model… Really, tho.

by datGurl!

Introducin’ Brandy Dillard, The next, and best one to take the walk!

Brandy is my cousin, daughter of my 1st cuz, RubyRuby LynnRussel-Bell. And if she ain’t the most gorgeous thang! I knew all them dayumm legs would pay off one day. And on top off all that cuteness, she’s a very down to earth, almost unassuming person when it comes to who she is. And how beautiful she is…

I been tellin’ my folks for the last three years, that if Brandy enters the competition, she will most def take the prize! I just hope they offer me a ticket (hint-hint) to be a witness to her renderin’ Tyra Banks’ and the rest of those stuck up judges speechless!~

Tell me what you think? Am I right, wrong, or just plain ole’ prejudice?

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December 19, 2009

$70G’s/MO?

by datGurl!

Seems everyone is lookin’ to get cashed down these days and the legal field just might be the place to be; lawyers are havin a field day.   Daddy Knowles paternity suit, the Wayans Bros’  book-snatchin’ suit, Shaq,  Tiger, -this has been their year!

The most recent litigants are Nik Pace of America’s Next Top Model fame and recent NY Jets trade Braylon Edwards.  She gave birth to a baby boy in July by Braylon, and is lookin’ to collect $70G’s  per month in child support.

(This may be the record unless Elin tears Tiger Woo a new ***hole!).  THAT is a lot of ducketts!

Braylon filed a case in GA, he claims was so he could ‘be recognized as the child’s father’.  (Black folks don’t file no dayumm court papers to say they the baby daddy!?!).  She filed the case in NY, sayin’ (rightfully so!!) that this aint based on no heartfelt feelins’, don’t get it twisted, this is all about the cash.    Braylon was tryin’ to get it tried in GA, since they are known for being less generous with child support payments.  Hopin’ to save a few dolla’s.

Cretin.

So she just outsmarted him.  She filed a case in NY, asking the courts for $70G’s a month child support.   His case was dismissed in Ga and moved to NY, with the argument that Nik lives there.  HE was served papers last week.  So the plan didn’t work, and it’s on.

He oughta feel real stupid right now…

All that is left, is to see how much of that she actually gets.  Anything down from $70,000-every 30 days!-is alright with me!

I’m sho’ about it!

November 11, 2009

Miss J: You ARE The Father!

by datGurl!

American’s Next Top Model resident flamin’ diva, Miss J,  is a father of a 7-yr old son, he announced on the Tyra show Tuesday.

Miss J  (born Alexander Jenkins),  said he and his ex, who he calls ‘the doctor’,  both donated sperm to the event.  “A French lesbian had asked if we would be sperm donors,” he told Tyra. “So we thought, ‘OK, you want me to do you?’ And she was like, ‘Ooooh, I’m not that talented.’ So I said, ‘Okay fine.’ So we did a little test tube, honey” (wrist flickin wildly).

His ex, ‘the doctor’  is the actual bio father,  but he is still active in lil Boris’s  life, and says the experience has ‘enriched his life beyond imagination.’

He said his son is “an incredibly smart child.   He was toilet-trained at a year and three months. He refuses to drink out of plastic and will use only glass, and insists on wearing ‘nice’ shoes (at 7?)  Looks like some of the Diva genes have crossed over.

Well good for him! I’m not mad at him.   But I am wonderin’ why this is news now, but it’s cool.  “Speakin’ out” seems to be the thing these days…

Miss J is a  model, television personality, and runway coach known for his work as a the  shyt -talkin  coach and judge on America’s Next Top Model.     He’s livin a great life:  lives in Paris,  travelin’  everywhere else  for the fashion and modeling industries, doin’ him.        

Miss J and Tyra  have been BBF’s  since he was sixteen years old.    Alexander and Banks met backstage at a runway show, and he began to give her walking lessons.   Banks gave him the  title Queen of the Catwalk.   

miss j

::fierce::

“There’s no getting around it – the church is the reason I am who I am today. I thank Jesus I ended up a man with a killer stride that has the power to burn footprints into a runway.”           

-opening of J’s new book,  “Follow the Model: Miss J’s guide to Unleashing Presence, Poise and Power”. 

 

::I just aint mad at him!::

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