Did Arnold Spent My Money on his ‘SidePiece’?

More shyt is hittin’ the fan on this Baby Schwarzenegger drama.

We now know who this scandalous chicken head is, 50 yr old Mildred Patricia Baena. We know she had her baby boy TWO DAYS after his wifey had her son.   How scandalous!

The Side Piece

She made $1200 (+ Arnold’s’ tip) a week while f*ckin on the boss.

We know her and her husband at the time (who claimed Lil Arnold) separated two weeks after the baby was born Oct 2 1997.

NOW we learn that Arnold has supported his concubine since then.  Property records (and an attention-whorin’ realtor) show Arnold bought this woman a four-bedroom home  with a pool, in Bakersfield CA just this last June.  She lives there with Lil Arnold and her other three kids.

The Famous Love Nest

There are reports of other gratuities…

My question in all of this is: Did Arnold spent Cali’s money on this Side Piece?   This $268,000 house with pool-did we pay for that? How much are we payin’ for child support?

‘They’ recently started askin’ about Arnold Sr’s finances while he was in office as Gov.  Who wants to bet they find out he spent state money on this broad, and is brought up on some type of charges?

Odds are 50 to 1.

2011 Pimp Daddy of the Year!~

More Baby Daddy Drama.  This time it’s Arnold Swartzenegger!~

Ok- we all know him and Maria were sweetly on TV,  announcin’ they were “choosin’ to live apart” and all that rigamrole.  I tried to believe it; people do after that much time, grow apart.  But…

Well, he just basically put himself on blast with the startlin’ revelation that he has fathered a child with some hired help.  And this child is evidently about 10 yrs old.   That not a “lil secret”, mofo…

Seems he told her this around January when he left office.  Guess it got ugly – and I guess it would; I don’t think I could pass that mofo in all that house they go,t without slappin’ the shyt out of him everytime I thought about it, regardless of press and who the fluck what.  They ‘decided to live apart’…

The Baby Mama is a person who worked for the family for over 20 yrs.  I know Maria feels hella betrayed by this as yet unamed bitch she been takin’ care of all this time.  She has supposedly retired recently.

So he has basically admitted to adultry and fatherin’ a child out of wedlock with a hooker.  Married to the Kennedy all the time.   Apparently there was a cover-up, because they say she told people her husband was the father.  I can see Arnold wavin’ dolla bills in this (and her husband-he had to be in on it!) woman’s face,  tellin’ them to do exactly this.  This man was runnin’ for Gov.; whatchu think?  He didn’t want to rock the boat.

I’m sure we can expect the next headline to announce divorce filin’s.   She’s claimin’ she sacrificed “her own success for his ambitions and family and now is publicly betrayed and humiliated“.  You know they negotiatin’ he good name right now with statements like that.

He put that shyt on the down low real quiet like, and kept it there, while he had his lil career.  Once he was done (term limits n’ all), I guess he felt it was time to ‘come clean’.  What can they do? The man is obviously not plannin’ to be in politics any longer, otherwise he would have kept perpin’ the fraud.  If it’s a movie career its rumored he wants, they love this type of shyt.    He can go back to bein’  an actor.  So, to me,  he feels he can’t be touched at least where it hurts.  And so do I.  I don’t see why there is a ‘negotiation’.  He don’t give a dayumm.

That’s why he’s a Pimp Daddy of 2011.

You GO, Boi!~

Above Nastiness?/True Freaky Love?

Read something very disturbin’ this mornin’, that goes above the level of nastiness with me.  But folks are callin’ it deep love.

Priest take a vow of celibacy, which means no sex with anybody.  Not only did he break that vow, he took it to a whole ‘nutha level.

This Cali-based priest, who runs the nonprofit Wordnet,  a tele-ministry nationally broadcasted on TBN,  is takin’ a leave of absence after admittin’  to a yet another priestly clandestine sexual relationship.

The Rev. Michael Manning said he has stepped down from his position to “reflect on his relationship” with Nancy Kotowski-his 2nd cousin the nasty receptical.

And she’s not cringin’ in a corner, embarrassed as h3ll; this chicken head told the news they had considered gettin’ married, and that their relationship began after 30 yrs of friendship.  He is her ‘soul mate‘…

(Thought: How long is it gonna take one of those parents in her school district to ask for her head on a stick over this?)

So I wonder what these two talked about before, durin’, and after the ‘get down’?  Was he sprinklin’ bible verses around as foreplay justification for this nasty mess?  (You know these priests always have one waitin’ somewhere…)

Well I guess we can’t be too outraged.  At least it wasn’t one (or two) of the altar boys…

Now they-and a few others- are sayin’ this should ‘open up dialogue’ in the church to consider abolishin’ the celibacy requirement.   Marriage between first cousins is legal in Cali and five other states, but nothin’ addressin’ ‘seconds’… maybe they can change that too.

This is unbelievably nasty, don’t get me wrong, but I guess the guy deserves a 2nd chance.   This hits me as more of a man divided; hey- he is a man, after all.   Regardless of them vows, that ‘Johnson’ is still gonna react.  It’s natural for a man to be sexually aroused.  Promisin’ some mofo that you wont be, is suicidal.

Maybe if they lighten up on the celibacy thing,  if they were allowed to have relationships, get a piece err now and then, instead of sittin’ in dark corners huddled over porn mags and doin’ shyt on the under, it might reduce some of the rapes and molestations committed by these priest and holy men…

I don’t know how these two will recover from this. especially among their family, friends, the ministry and their communities.   I wish them the freaky best…

“That’s the neat thing with Jesus.   There can be the chance of starting again.”  -Rev. Manning

Collard Greens and Cornbread

so pretty, yet so dayumm dumb...

Regardless of the personal issues, Miss Fantasia is still doin’ her music thing!  Now I don’t know if she singin’ to this blockhead dude she been actin’ stupid about, but she is doin’ her thang, and lookin’  good doin’ it!~

The blonde hair is on it to me, and I am glad to see she’s gettin ‘ back into herself and her career…

We hope…

Mr. Magpie Steps Out

Well, I be dayumm.  

The latest head to roll off the Cheater’s Block (according to the National Enquirer), and fall into a sex scandal, is none other than Todd “Mr. Magpie” Palin,  husband to America’s Clueless MagPie, Sarah, and father of The Very Talentless  Bristol.

Yep.  Mr. Palin stands accused of an extramarital affair with a hooker massage therapist.    The 36 yr (old coochie?) Shailey Tripp was arrested and charged back in March 2010 for prostitution.    She’s to be sentenced June 2011.  Durin’ this raid,  there was ‘alleged’ physical evidence that could tie Todd to the ‘alleged’  (dontcha just love that word?) ‘affair 

The neighbors, who called 5-0 because of the trail of men goin’ in and out of her apartment, also state they saw Todd’s weird ass comin’ and goin’ on many occasions, and when he was there, they heard noises that ‘sounded like someone was havin’ sex’.

All this came to light when some anonymous person send an email from  palinmorlas@hotmail.com, claimin’ Todd ‘N Tripp (isn’t that their son’s name? Hmm…) had an affair, and this led to her gettin’  cuffed up and charged with maintainin’  a house of prostitution.

My thing is:  what took him so long?   How could anyone stand to hear this magpie’s nasal voice all day?  And she probably doesn’t spend too much time takin’ care of her man, runnin’ all over the country tryin’ to burn Obama in effigy and seal her bid for the White House in 2012.  And even though she looks pulled together in her lil p.c suits, after five kids, she’s probably not that stacked, and can you imagine her in a  hot, sexy negligee and stripper heels?    He was needin’ a new piece anyway.

The Magpie hasn’t commented yet…

 

The Thirsty Hoe Reunion

 

This must be a way to hold on to the last wispy seconds of their 15 minutes of fame… 

I been hearin’ rumors that three of the skanky hoes Tiger Woods tripped and fell into and ruined his,  Elin’s, and their children’s  lives, are plannin’ a reunion party to commemorate the anniversary of Tigers lil car crash, that broke the whole nasty story.

Well I be dayumm….

And Tiger is welcome to attend, since he will be at a country club ‘down the street’,  at the  Chevron World Challenge.   And his drinks will be on the house.  As if  he would entertain the thought,  even for a second…

Holly Sampson (Becky Bytch #5), Jamie Jungers (Becky Bytch #3) and Joslyn James (Becky Bytch #2) are gettin’ together at ZIN Bistro in the L.A. suburb of Westlake Village, to host a reunion cocktail party on Dec 3rd.  The infamous car crash was actually on Nov. 27th.   (Devon James of  “Fake Sex Tape ” fame, isn’t involved… so far.  I wonder how she missed this “Attention Whore Reunion”?)  

God, these bytches are stupid.

The only person who could possibly think this is a good idea,  is the owner of the bistro, Rouz Yaz.  I can see why-becaues he’s gonna make a whole lot of money.

So what good will this really do?   What purpose would it serve, other than keepin’  these hoe’s names in the news for a few more minutes?    People should just let the man move on.   Ok- he made a mistake (15 of them!), his reputation has been damaged,  he lost his wife and kids, lost millions of dollars in endorsements,  and that $750Milli settlement ’prolly still hurts .   The man lost his first tourney in 15 years, stressin’ over this.    I say enough already.

This is the last thing he needs right now.

Another Zahra Clue?

This is chillin’. It’s chillin’ because we know what we know, but  have to wait for the peoples to figure it out…

A search team has found a bone they think belongs to that baby,  Zahra Baker.  This after the most tellin’ piece of evidence, her lil prosthetic leg,  was recently found.  And This Just In:  A mattress they think belonged to this angel, and may have been thrown out days before she was reported missin’ has been found.  They doin’  DNA on that now.

So-we add this compound equation to the lil fake-ass ransom note the stepmother Elisa  made up, and reports on how she hated this child and kick her ass a time or two = Some Shyt is Rotten in Denmark.

This baby been gone since early last month.  It’s very clear that she is didn’t just take her 10 yr old ass off on some type of retreat, or somethin’.   Me doth suspect foul play.  Dont you??

And I just absolutely can’t understand -never will understand -why they havent cuffed this bytch up, grill the shyt out of her wack ass, and made her tell them what the f*ck happened to this lil girl and where she is.   Because she knows.

They’ve managed, so far, to arrest the bytch on ‘obstruction of justice’, based on the fake ass ransom note.    The one she wrote to ‘distract police from the search for Zahra’.   WTF?    Ok- so now why would you do that?   Why do YOU not want the folks to look for Zahra?   Dayumm!  Is it just me, or doesn’t that shyt just reek of somethin’ wrong here???

Now the primordial ooze is writin’ letter in jail (‘prolly knowin’  the nosey ass police are readin’ ‘em!) to a website called “Serialkillersink.net“  (they print letters from serial killers for a livin’- what a noble profession!) sayin’ ‘ her husband (who was recently kicked out of his home) is suddenly some sort of monster, was kickin’ her ass all along, and she is sooooo afraid of him.  She’s even  tryin’ to pin this shyt on the poor man.    “He knows what happened to Zahra, and yet I’m the one in here at least for now.”   And then the real clincher, “”we really didn’t kill her but what he did after the fact is kinda horrifying.”

The Oooze...

Well then – what did happened to Zahra, bytch?    Where the h3ll is she, if she’s not dead?  Seems to me  the best thing an innocent, rail-roaded person, whose life is in danger could do,  is tell somebody and get they ass out of jail and protected!    This from a grown-ass woman who writes things like, “Vampires Rule” and “Be a part of the freak show!”

It was said late last month that this Over-Age Goth Girl was havin’ an affair with some dude  over in England, and he’s been sendin’ her lots of cash since this all unfolded.  I can only imagine what she’s tellin’ him about all this…  ‘Member,  this is how she met Zahra’a father.  Maybe the lil girl accidently found out about the affair.  10 yrs old is old enough to know what they  lookin’  at and old enough to tell it.  Maybe she thought she had to silence Zahra… 

What a total waste of ozone.

IDK, but this broad knows  somethin‘ and somebody better hurry up and get the balls to make her tell it…

Dayummit!

Tiger Woods Sex Tape!

I DID NOT make a sex tape with that woman!

  Just when you (and Tiger and Elin) thought it was over.  Now there is an ‘alleged’ sex tape. 

15th Bytch on the Golfer Pole, Melinda Janette (porn  name “Devon James“) says she has made a deal with ‘a DVD production’  company’ to distribute a 62-minute “hot and sexy” tape she says she made with Tiger Woo and another bimbo bumpin’ uglies.  (Her, Tiger and the other bimbette are only in 37 minutes of this ‘explosive’ video.)    Her and her husband Nicky James  (who ‘prolly said, “Baby let’s get this money!) flew to L.A. this week to meet with a major porn studio to discuss the sale of the alleged tape, but backed down scared of Tiger’s legal team. 

The Alleged Skank

But (they say) they ultimately found another company, Vivid Entertainment,  who supposedly  gave them $350ThouWow up front and projected $5Milli in sales once its out.  They are even settin’  up a website in a few weeks, with teaser clips of the tape. 

Vivid Entertainment is the same porn studio that released “ Kimmy Cakes”  Kardashian’s sex tape, Playboy model/reality TV slug Kendra Wilkinson havin’ sex with her high school bf, and actor Laurence Fishburne’s retarded daughter Montana’s bullet riddled ass bangin’  and givin’ brain on film. 

No one has seen this tape so far, and some people, includin’ her own mother,  Sandra Brinling, doesn’t even think it exists. 

“My daughter is nothing but a pathological liar… there was no relationship with Tiger Woods.  “[My daughter is] only out to lie, steal and cheat.  All she is looking for is to get money from Tiger.” 

This is the same bytch that tried to say Tiger was the father of her 9yr old son, Austin.   Tiger, you are NOT the father!  DNA and the fact that she doesn’t even have the ‘alleged’  love child,  tanked that scheme;  her mother has custody.  So now she’s tryin’ “the sex tape move”.  

I guess she’s tryin ’ to stretch out her 15 minutes.    I may never quite understand what posses these women to think that barin’ they ass and bedroom secrets to the world,  will make them a household name… 

Ok-  the man cheated a million times over, got busted, went to rehab, divorced and got cleaned out.   Enough is enough. All he needs is a dayumm sex tape surfacin’.  

And who’d want to see it?  Im not sure (yes I am!) Id be aroused or even ‘mildly entertained’ by Tiger’s skinny, mis-shaped ass prancin’ around on film with some silicone-inflated bimbo.  

Nope.  I’ll pass…

The Trick Parade II

what?

Awww dayumm!!  I just blogged that Ashton Kutcher was supposedly cheatin’  on Demi, and how this just couldn’t be true.  I went on and on about how good their relationship was, blah, blah, blah…

And then Brittany Jones bursts on the scene.   The Trick Parade is back on!

This is a 21 yr old chicken head (who has sold her story already to the Star Mag!) who claims she knocked boots with Ashton.   A night of fiery passion (who talks like that?) as a matter of fact.

She claims she met him at a bowlin’  alley while he was out on a fam bam night with Demi and Rumer, and slipped him her number on a napkin.  Accordin’  to the Home-wrecker/Attention Whore, he later called her,  and they hung out at his house while Demi was in Detroit filmin’  somethin’.   That alone is worth a beat-down.

They were ‘friendly’ for a coupla  months, till things turned intimate and she “felt she was well on her way to a future of bliss with Ashton.”

Bytch, please.

She goes further to say:

“I did all the suggesting in the texts, it was like he was paranoid and didn’t want to text anything that would get him in trouble,” Brittney said. “I asked him if he wanted to meet, that’s how we made the plans.”

She also claims- I be dayumm!- that they had sex on the couch coz Ashton ‘disallowed’ the bedroom, while Demi was out-of-town.   And she claims he got a lotta  ‘groceries’ in them pants,  and knows  how to use them! 

He ended it, she claims, because he ‘could not justify a relationship and he didn’t feel good about hidin’ it, sneakin around behind Demi’s back. 

I don’t know how to compute this.    I can’t believe Ashton would be that stupid, especially after The Tiger Woods Movie.    Doesnt he know meetin’ and fluckin’ random chickenheads in random locations will lead to your random ass immersed in bullshyt?? 

the random chickenhead Brittany Jones

 Her 15 Minutes Of Fame has begun… 

And is this the second one, or is she the same chicken head  he was reportedly seen snugglin’ in a well-known, well-frequented restaurant with?    She nasty,  who ever she is.  HOW YOU GONNA  go to a woman’s house and have sex with her husband/man?  A man couldnt get me to agree to that no matter HOW much ‘groceries’  he got!  And when he didnt want to take her ass to a real bed,  didnt she feel cheaper that she really was?  IF all this really happened…

Ashton has already threatened to sue Star for the first report that he was cheatin’, and now with this?   I guess its on. 

IF this is true, I will be crushed,  because I believe in Ashton (does that sound mushy?) 

I just hope that no more don’t jump out the bushes.   It’ll be Tiger Woo all over again…

I don’t think I can take it.

Ashton Kutcher Caught Cheatin”!

No he wasn’t.   I just wanted to get your attention.      

This is some b*s ‘created by the Star Magazine,  I guess to generate sales.   A featured, cover story at that!  But it’s about to cost they ass a grip for bein’ stupid and greedy.   

Star reported that Ashton (with is ‘foine’ ass!) was seen bustin’ slobs with a 20-somethin’, “sexy” blonde at Madeo restaurant in L.A.   They quotin’ an ‘eyewitness’ who claims they saw on this on the way to the bathroom, says they was doin’ it real nasty in public.  His marriage is on the rocks, they said.   

I didn’t believe it when I read it, and I still don’t.  Ashton has been pu$$y whupped by Demi for the longest.  They been married for 5 years ,and we haven’t heard of him bustin’ a grape in a vineyard, let alone cheatin’.    

And look at the woman.  Demi is lookin’ good.   She’s 15 year older than him, but stacked very well.   And she no bimbo.  The woman has brains behind that booty.  So why would he get it wet with some chicken head, with nothin’  but a blow-fried, moussed up blond mane and a fake boobs goin’ for her, to  blow his whole show out the water?    And this in the wake of Tiger Woo’s stupid ass?   

Look what Ashton got...

Ashton ain’t goin’ nowhere.    

And then there is the transparent bull hockey of it all.  WHY would the man choose a popular L.A restaurant, hang-out for all his celeb friends and associates (the paparazzi there, tryin’ to catch a shot of them), attention whores, gold-diggers with heat-seekin’ radar,  and TMZ,  to suck face with a nameless, star-f*ckin’ bimbo?    And WHY didn’t this ‘eyewitness’ whip out they cam-phone and take a pic?   He knew enough to know it was ‘supposedly’ Ashton and label themselves an eyewitness…

 

Nope-  not feelin it.

So today when I read that he is “considerin’”  takin’ them to court over this, I was happy as a fly sittin’ on shyt.    I think they should be sued.    You can’t just go around makin’ up shyt on people, and it’s just gonna be cool.    And yes, Ashton, I totally believe Star magazine calling you a ‘cheater’ qualifies as defamation of character.   

 

Getcha  money, Boo!~