Cuffed Up Again!

Zimmy Boo is back in the slammer!  See, what had happened was…

They caught this mofo and his wifey lyin’ through they teeth.  About the money.   At the bail hearin’, they said they were broke.  “Limited” funds.   But in real life, they had $150G’s, from the website he set up days after murkin’ Trayvon, still in the free world.  What innocent person sets up a website, pleadin’ his case?  A guilty mofo.

So if he lied about the money, what else is he lyin’ about?  How and why he shot Trayvon?

This is what happened, y’all:

Trayvon went and got his Skittles and tea, and was on his way back to the house.  This cretin, instead of mindin’ his and goin’ to Target like his bro claims he was, decided to play the cop he always wanted to be when he grew up, and approached this boy. 

“What’re you doin’ here?”

Anybody normal would ask this mofo with no badge, no uniform, “And who the phuck are you?”  At this point this mofo ‘prolly grabbed Trayvon and commenced to gettin’ the shyt whupped outta him.

Zimmy Boo pulled that gun to get out from under that ass whuppin’. Plain and simple.

He was racially profilin’ Trayvon based on the flimsy excuse that there had been recent break-ins in the area.  What second-story man brings candy and a drink to the job?

His mouthpiece plans to schedule a new ball hearing, and plans to call this all a huge mistake…  They think he’ll be released again.

Mofo turned himself in lookin’ fresh and clean, healthy (not like he’s recoverin’ from a brutal beating…)  With $500 in his pocket.But he’s broke, let him tell it.

I hope this makes Florida open their eyes and see the spots on this leopard, and keep his ass on ice till the trial starts.

Stranger things have happened…

dGb!

Such Bullshyt…

What the hell is wrong with America, these days???  They just really dont like Black Folks, do they?

Just recently Houston acquitted a whyte officer for brutally beatin’ a 15-yr-old boy.  On Tape.   Him and his four big friends.   The others go on trial soon…

Now we have this George Zimmerman shyt.  Why is it not glaringly obvious that this mofo racially  profiled Trayvon supposedly on his way to Target, followed him when the police told him not too, and now Trayvon is dead?

It doesn’t matter to me if Trayvon was the aggressor.  I’m the aggressor if some random pink mofo starts followin’ me, askin’ what Im doin’ here.  Especially if he put his hands on me.

It doesn’t matter to me that Trayvon had 1.5 nanograms of weed in his system. A nanogram is one-billionth of a gram. Nothing. That could be second- hand smoke. And if he did hit tha blunt, it was 2 months before all this…

Trayvon was shot from “an intermediate distance”. That means that boy wasnt on top of him as he claims.

So he has cuts and bruises. Now. That mofo was not that beat up when he was walkin’ into the jail. That mofo’s nose aint broke either; where’s the black eyes that come with that? His eyes were’nt black in jail, and they weren’t at the arraignment. Does it bother anybody but me that this cretin refused treatment at the scene, and went to his own doctor. A paid for medical report…?

This worm is still turnin’, y’all…

dGb!

John Travolta: Freak of the Week?

So the story this week is that John Travolta has been goin’ around grabbin’ male masseuse booty in the name of stardoom.

I dont believe a word of this shyt.  Period.

This man been married to Kelly forever, big time family man. Career goin well; life is real sweet now. WHY would he decide to throw it all away on this?

This shyt is workin’ out like Tiger Woo. First one mofo come out, then two more see the money train roll thru, and hop they asses on to the tune of 2Mili. One as John Doe. How the phuck do you sue someone anonymously???.

Caputo. The 1st Greedy Lyin’ Mofo

One of these fools even f-ed up the dates he was supposedly “violated”, and hadda go back and make changes to his suit… This is such bullshyt.

John is fightin’ tho, and Im glad. I hope he doesnt give up and settle; they’d have his ass then.

I just think these broke fools see a payday…

Sweet Revenge!

Dentist pulls ALL of ex-boyfriend’s teeth out after getting dumped . He was a dummy for even askin’…

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/sweet-revenge-dentist-pulls-ex-boyfriend-teeth-dumped-article-1.1069114?localLinksEnabled=false

Little do he kno…

So that lil mofo got bail.  $150G’s.  The cretin put on a show, askin’  to speak to the family.  Good move but it didnt work – they refused to see his punk ass.

Here’s the test: Do he really wanna be out???   People not feelin’ this or him.

Picked off at 100 paces.

This might be the face of a Wanted Man…

Ahm jus’ sayin’…

In Other Stupid A**Hole News…

Maybe they should have taken this guy to the hospital… I don’t know where else he could possibly go…

A David Pierce in Virgina went into the local ‘Wally World’ in a cow suit, and robbed the place.

For 26 gallons of milk.

And then to top off the insanity, he ‘escaped‘ the caper by crawlin’(lawd…) out of the store ‘trying to emulate cattle’, as the people say. Moo-in like a cow. Then he just started handin’ out the milk like he was Robin Hood or somethin’, before he dashed off into the sunset.

Then 5-0 get a call to a nearby Mickey D’s about a disturbance. When they get there, Cow Man is showin’ his ass in there! He had the suit in his car, but ‘matched the description’. They cited his ass for shopliftin’ and gave him a court date.

We can blame most of this on immaturity; he was 18. Kids do dumb shyt-its in their DNA somehow.
So the burnin que?tion for me is: WHY the cow suit and the crawlin’ shyt? And it wasn’t like he as just gonna go in there and blend in with the scenery, like most shoplifters *try* to do. (I guess… Im jus’ sayin’…Well…) So what was on his silly lil mind?

Is it Walmart? They do have an unusual attraction for crazy and abnormal-actin’ people. I found this site, People of Walmart, thru an email somebody sent me a while ago, and almost choked to death laffin at this shyt. These people have way more than a cow suit goin’ on here.

God bless ‘em.

Getcha Gangsta On!~

These are simply outrageous. But if you want to make sure a mofo know where u stand when it comes to your ‘gangsta‘, some cosmetic props might help.

Brass Knuckles for heels. Who'da thunk it??

keepin' with the brass knuckles 'motif'...

Dont forget to complete the ensemble with the matchin’ purse and umbrella- brass knuckles included.

The perfect accessory for that 'hard-core' mofo...

I think this shyt is hot. I wouldn’t be able to fathom how a person stands, let alone walks around, in these shoes. But I have to give it to the creator- they h3lla cute! (Tho back in the day, I would have had my ass tip-toe n’ cute in those mofos!) Nonetheless, they rate a strong 11+ in my book!~

Mr. Officer: ID Please…

This man pulled it off. just like that Student Body President at Fresno State here in Cali, except his situ is a little worse.

Rafael Espinoza was a widely respected and ‘expemplary’ police officer in Anchorage Alaska. “His reputation here is one of a hard-working officer, one who was very professional,” Anchorage Police Chief Mark Mew at a recent news conference.

The problem is he is not Rafael Espinoza, but Rafael Mora-Lopez, an illegal immigrant who stole another man’s identity in 2005. How’s that for ballz?

Rafael appeared in U.S. District Court and plead not guilty to passport fraud (up to 10 in the clink). All this came out when he was applyin’ for a passport renewal. (His age, like his whole life, turned out to be a lie too; he told the Feds he was 47 yrs old, the police have him listed as 51.) There are no ‘immediate’ plans to file charges-shyt is “still under investigation.” Sounds to me like the blue wagons are circlin’ the camp, lookin’ for a way to let this guy off…

The realRafael Espinoza is a U.S. citizen who lives just outside Alaska.

This is gonna be some shyt. Can you imagine all the court cases they have to go back through, if he testified in them? How many mofos are givin’ away they commissary right now, because they know their case is about to be thrown out over this?

This case is almost like that mofo who took the identity of a dead cousin who was a U.S. citizen, to become a Milwaukee police officer. (Maybe this is where he got this idea from…)

Oscar Ayala-Cornejo was deported to Mexico in 2007. Good for his lyin’ ass…

I wonder how he functioned everyday, knowin’ this house of cards could fall at any moment. *I* would have been nervous as a cat, if somebody even called my name too loud… But they say he passed the pre-employment polygraph (now we know why these mofo’s carry no weight in court) and the background check (more Tom Fuckery). A national fingerprint check turned up empty. (And he still got the job?)

I’d say identity theft, lyin’ to the Feds, fraud and perjury charges should be filed against him. All these cases he’s about to f*ck up need to be laid at his feet too, and once thats done, deportation is in order.

These two and Pedro Ramirez, the Student Body president, makes me think if they really did background checks, they’d find a lot more people pretendin’ to be somebody else… The clerk at the store, the police officer goin by on the motorcycle, the assistant to the city attorney… You never know.

Somethin’ to think about as you start your day…

Judicial Star F*ckery

Well Lindsay “The Loser” Lohan has had her day in court. And just like we all suspected, it truly was just a day-5 hours to be exact. And it didnt mean shyt.

The bytch is already back in the free world.

L.A. Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner played a big part in the latest line of Judicial Star F*ck’n. First she reduced the charge from felony theft (which would have laid this Snow Bunny down for a long while) to a funky misdemeanor, and then sentenced her to a measely 120 days in jail. With overcrowdin’ and her mouthpiece filin’ an appeal immediately clearin’ the way for her to bail- yep you guessed-the bytch is out of jail after only 5 hrs, on $75ThouWow bail.

Even though this same judge said she herself thought Lindsay took that necklace intentionally and wasn’t thinkin’ about returnin’ it to the store till 5-0 got involved.

This is becomin’ regular for this chicken head. Seems all she gets in court is a slap on the wrist and a pass to go out and f*ck up again. And each time she stands before a judge she’ walks free.

Are there palms bein’ greased???

This judge is derelict in her duties. She should’ve showed this broad fat meat IS greasy and fried her up some, by keepin’ that felony charge, convictin’ her, and throwin’ her ass in jail for enough time for her to get the message that the law aint playin’ with her ass.

Bytch was also sentenced to 480 hrs of community service in a morgue and a women’s center in downtown L.A. I wonder how they will let her out of that?

This is just a glarin’ example of forked-tongue logic when it comes to celebs and regular folks. Had this been you or me (or maybe just a random black person) that probation violation would have been, first off, for just havin’ contact with the police, NOT been reduced a misdemeanor, and would have cost 6 mos to 1 year in the hoosegow. For the violation, the we would discuss the grand theft…

I guess these people have to *actually kill* someone to learned that crime doesnt pay. The system will just continue to slap their blinge-out wrist, and send them back out to create bullsyt and havoc on the world…

(That person she slapped up at the rehab should press charges on her…)

The one comfortin’ thing is that Loser Lindsay hasn’t learned anything from this or her other brushes with the law. Everytime she went before a judege and they slapped that wrist and let her walk, she went right out and f-ed up again. She will do the same thing this time.

We can only hope that a competent judge and DA get the case, and she finally learns that she too can go to jail without passin’ go, and there are no more ‘get out of jail free’ cards…

On The Menu: Grilled Ravi

That former (coz they sho’ threw his ass out!) Rutger U freshman, 19 yr old Dharun Ravi was indicted in Middlesex County on 15 counts includin’ bias intimidation and invasion of privacy, in ‘events that predated’ the suicide of 18-year-old Tyler Clementi. Charged that mofo with a hate crime. And I’m glad.

This is the asshole who web-cammed Tyler’s ‘sexual encounter’ with his boy-toy, and then blasted it all over the web.

Poor Tyler was so distraught, he took his own life by jumpin’ off the George Washington bridge.

Ravi and that dumb bytch, Molly Wei, who let him use her computer in her room to do this shyt, already faced invasion of privacy charges, and this is just the beginning of their *hopefully* looooooooooooooooong prison terms.

Reports say this cretin even tried to that cover up his actions, by deleting a Twitter post lettin’ people know how they could see the second encounter, and replacin’ it with a false tweet. The indictment also said that Ravi deleted text messages sent and received by witnesses and gave false information to police — all with the intent of misleading investigators.

Three counts each of tampering with evidence and hindering his own apprehension and a single count of witness tampering have been added to his lil plate.

His ass is facing up to 10 yrs in the clink. I was shootin’ for a lot more.

No word on whether the GJ is lookin’ into indictin’ this Wei bytch on the hate crime thing…

Tylers’ parents are ‘reservin’ their right to sue Rutgers. Good. They fell off theirs in this too, and should be held accountable as well.

God, I hope they throw the book at both these retards. I bet they still don’t have a good explanation for what they did….

(*watchin’*)