Archive for ‘On the Field’

June 24, 2012

Sandusky Slamdunked!

by datGurl!

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Well, Its all over. The Penn State Pedophile has been convicted of 45 of 48 counts of Child Molestation against 8 lil’ boys.

Jerry Sandusky sat emotionless as the foreman said the word “Guilty” forty-five times. He’s facin’ 445 years in the slammer. Atleast the rest of his natural life, at 68 yrs old.
His stupid attorney says they will appeal.

His nasty ass deserves every second of that time, for what he did to those kids. He really thought this shyt was ok. That’s the sad part for him. His wifey shoul be in hidin’ herself.

She’s either with it, or in deep denial about her freaky ass man. There is no way, unless it really was a soundproof room, that she couldn’t hear those babies hollarin’ in that house. And if she didn’t, wouldn’t she want to know why he was all closeted upwith these kids???

Just like his co-workers knew and didn’t tell, she knew too. Bytch.

More kids, includin’ his own
son
has come forward. This man is a monster. Though the case is over, these kids may never heal…
Justice was served today. Yes, it was.

dGb!

April 28, 2011

Daily Blatherin’

by datGurl!

lips yay

I joined the ‘competition (is that what this is? whats the payoff?) ‘ on WP, the Post A Day 2011. I guess it wont be too hard- I post once or twice a day already; sometimes 4-5 times a day if I’m nasty.
The Mad Blatherin’ continues…
Stay tuned…

April 1, 2011

In Other Pimp-i-licious News…

by datGurl!

Yes, Im a dummy...

The lil wanna be pimp,  who sicked that young- ass girl on NY Giant’s Lawrence Taylor, agreed to give up his raggedy-ass ’99 Benz and, after pleadin’  guilty to one count of  “inducing the interstate travel of another for the purpose of engaging in illicit sexual conduct for financial gain” interstate pimpin’, will serve 7+ in the big house, and register as Sex Offender.

Rasheed Davis also, graciously (aint that nothin’?) said he’d give up the $3Hunnit Lawrence’s dumb ass gave him for the jailbait.

You know what? I can agree that ‘Ole Big-Head Lawrence messed up tryin’ to dance with hookers, while away from his wifey.   But the circumstances this poor sexually frustrated boob got with this lil grown- ass girl,  should be taken into consideration.

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WHO ????????? would pay this ugly negro?  There has to be an incentive to give him my money , after peddlin my ass all night.   I don’t see any in this mugshot, you? ~~~~>

And is that all they gon’ charge this pedophile with?    That’s what he  is.  Where’s the human-trafficin’ charge??   His ass was 37 yrs old his dayumm self!   He told them he gave her a place to stay, weed  and E-pills, in return for $150.00 or so in Coochie Cash a week.  (Tennis-shoe pimpin’ ni99a!   Real pimps get 10x that a night, boi!)   The girl didn’t wanna go on ‘the date’ at first period,  and he beat her till she did!!    What about all that?

At least they didn’t lock Lawrence up,  He got six on paper, but he has to register as a Sex Offender, too.   That, I’m not feelin’.    The man didn’t knowingly offend,  did he?  He did ask for an ‘of age’ – person, didn’t he?    They told him she was 19…

I just feel like this lil maggot with no hairline, who put into motion the events that ended any peace and sanity, not to mention the already dyin’ career of Lawrence, got off a lil too easy.    He coerced a minor into prostitution, beat her ass when she didn’t comply, and crossed state lines to do it, all kinda of grimey shyt…

(*sigh*)

Lady Justice has put her blindfold back on…

August 19, 2010

Dead-Beat Dad Report: Antonion Comartie

by datGurl!

Its one thing to have a house fulla crumbsnatchers and not be Daddy to them, but when you have a house fulla crumbsnatchers and CANT REMEMBER THEIR NAMES, I got a problem with that.

Antonio Cromartie, of the NY Jets,  got a gift last March when the Jets gave his ass $500Thou-Wow to pay off past due child support to his menagerie of Baby Mamas.  He hasn’t learned a thing; he has since had another baby with his wifey, Terricka.  (She has a bambino  from a previous hookup)

This Sperm Tosser has EIGHT children in FIVE states.  He’s had five different Pat Tests in the last three years.  Three 3 yr olds and two 2 yr olds.  At the same time!

Evidently he has a reality show (dayumm who doesn’t?) on HBO, and was discussin’ his kids and really couldn’t name his babies! 

The Roster:

Alonzo – 5 years old
Caris – 3 years old
Antonio, Jr. – 3 years old
Daughter – 3 years old
Tyler – 2 years old
Leilani – 2 years old
London – almost 1
Jersey – newborn

I don’t mind people havin’ a passel of kids,  if they want ‘em and love and take care of ‘em all, but this is kinda ridiculous.  My son has eight children (5 baby mamas and they all in Cali!) but I betcha he knows every one of their name and ages. 

Dayumm!  Maybe he should get the name tatted when they come, so next time all he has to do is look at his tat…

He’s not the worse of the bunch.  Travis Henry of the Broncos has 9, and Calvin Murphy (ret. Houston Rockets) has a grand total of 14! Lawd-when do they find time to play anything other than “Paddy Cake”?

I’m sure none of these dudes will be in the runnin’ for Father of the Year too soon.

That is all.

July 12, 2010

Mama’s Baby-Daddy’s Maybe

by datGurl!

All it takes is a multi-milli contract, and out the woodwork  come the loonies and the lawsuits.

There’s a man,  Leicester Bryce Stovell, who has surfaced claimin’ to be LeBron’s dad, and is -get this-is SUIN’ LeBron and his mother for fraud, defamation, and misrepresentation, allegin’ they tampered with the results of a paternity test in 2007.

Now in this suit, he claims he met Gloria James in a bar when she was 15 and he was 29, and had ‘consensual sex’ with her (isn’t that statutory rape?).    He claims LATER he found out she was only 15.   He claims when she told him she was preggers, he said, “if he’s mine, make sure he plays basketball“.    He wants $4Milli.

Uh-huh.

Where was this mofo the 20 years before LeBron became worth a trillion bucks?  Same place Monique’s brother was before she won the Oscar for “Precious“; under a rock, tryin’ to make a buck somewhere else.  

Dude is no dead beat, tho.  He’s a Princeton grad who earned a law degree from the University of Chicago, and then became a Senior Legal Advisor for the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

So why this, and why now?

If he IS Baby Daddy, they should sue his ass for back child support.   And that’s after he released from prison for child sexual abuse, the cretin. 

I’ll be watchin this worm turn…

July 6, 2010

JaMarcus on the Sizzurp

by datGurl!

he looks mad. He ought to feel stupid...

What the H3ll is wrong with him?

JaMarcus Russell, 24, (recent released) free-agent quarterback, was arrested in Alabama for possession of a controled substance.

And that was?  Codeine syrup, a.k.a sizzurp, purple drank, lean, prometh (for promethazine, an ingredient),  and sip-sip, to name a few.  This stuff also typically  (of course!) contains codeine as well.

He was arrested at his home, after what the Mobile 5-0 is sayin’ was a “long-term” investigation.  They was watchin’ his ass.

As a free agent Russell was lookin’ to sign a contract with a NFL team soon.  Any one thinkin’ of signin’ JaMarcus, (Jets?) is ‘prolly re-thinkin that position today.

Now is not the time to be fuggin up…

po’ thang…

May 22, 2010

Ochocinco Has Arrived!~

by datGurl!

wtf?

Fresh off the high of his lil “Dancin’ With The Stars” gig,  Bengals Chad Ochocinco is now a reality show star.  (Seems everybody is these days!)

VH1 reality show, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch is already in the bag.  Shootin’ would have already started, had Chad not been swirlin’ Cheryl Burke around the floor and off her feet on DWTS. 

Despite datin’ Cheryl, Chad is set to star in a show that pits 85 (the number of Chad’s Bengals jersey) money-hungry, fame whores against each other for the title of Chad’s Perfect Woman.  

 And get this: The show’s grand prize is a football.  Yep.  Thats it.

3,000 “qualified” women have applied to be contestants.  Well I be dayummed…

May 6, 2010

Talk About A Woman Scorned…

by datGurl!

The Woman Scorned


Dwayne Wade’s ‘estranged’ wife has filed a lawsuit, claiming his relationship with actress Gabrielle Union is causing her and Miami Heat guard’s two sons emotional distress.
Dwayne called the lawsuit “baseless and meritless”, (Translation:  A Buncha Bullshyt) and this is all lies.
Siovaughn Wade filed the suit in Chi-Town last week, the latest episode in a nasty divorce.    The two high-school sweethearts split in 2007.    They have two boys 8 and 2.
She claims Gabby “engaged in sexual foreplay” in front of the boys, which “severely inflicted the Plaintiffs emotionally and mentally,”    She also claims -get this- that the boys received ‘medium size gifts” for Xmas, while Gabby got “the biggest gift of all.”
O.M.G.  This broad is priceless!  She even said the 8-year-old is  so sufferin’ from anxiety,  that he has “significant hair loss causing bald spots” and that the younger son “is suffering from feelings of rejection and depression.”    He’s 2, dayummit!
She is seekin’ damages in excess of $50,000.
She just cannot accept the fact that the thrill is gone, and Dwayne is movin’ on.  So she sues the woman he moved on with?

This is the Ultimate Chicken Head Move.

I don’t think this display of lunacy will give her sole custody of her children.   I wonder if she thinks this will kill Gabby and Dwayne’s relationship?   I don’t think so.    Even if she succeeds, Gabby wont be arrested, has the duckett$ to pay whatever the award is, and Dwayne (knowin this is bullshyt) isn’t gonna leave her, so what does she expect to gain?   Other than the rep for bein’ crazy and jealous, I don’t see much…

Dwyane Wade is seekin’ sole custody of his children and that his wife be psychologically evaluated.
Now that I certainly agree with.

April 28, 2010

Was YOUR Mother Ever A Prostitute?

by datGurl!

^~~~idiot!

This was a question to former Oklahoma state wide receiver Dez Bryant at a pre-draft interview for the Dolphins, by Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland.

This lil tidbit surfaced last week after Yahoo Sports columnist Mike Silver ID’d Ireland as the idiot who asked the stupid question.

Of course, a few hours after his cover was blown, Ireland called Dez to apologize.  He told Silver that he was “really mad” when the question was asked but didn’t show it.

In the public statement issued by Ireland he said his  “job is to find out as much information as possible about a player that I’m consider drafting.   Sometimes that leads to asking in-depth questions.” 

Ok…

Considering the apology only came after Ireland was publicly outed, it’s hard to accept its sincerity, and he never apologized directly to Dez’s mother, Angela.

People think they can just say anything these days…   I guess this uninformed cretin thinks that all Black folks might have come from such a “situation”, or this is a condition of our lives.

He shoulda jumped over that desk and kicked his ass.
And then asked him if HIS mother was ever a prostitute.

Bastid…

Update! Mother Wants An Apology!

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