Archive for ‘Celebrity BullShyt’

June 17, 2012

Yep, I get down like this…

by datGurl!

https://www.youtube.com/v/AmKoQFC7pkc

The baddest remix on this beat to date! “Lil’ Wayne – O Let’s Do It Verse Remix feat. Waka Flocka Flame

#swaggastupid!

June 5, 2012

Stripper + 14

by datGurl!

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Octomom tops the news this mornin’.  Nadya has a job!

Before we all get overheated, it’s only part time AND temporary, but it’s a gig nonetheless.

Nadya will be takin’ it off at T’s Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida, July 11-14.  This is a temp job; Nadya is stirrin’ publicity for her soft-core porn tape she’s scheduled to release next month.

Nadya tryin’ to get that money. And she got the goods to do just that.

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I’m not knockin’ her hustle. Everybody and they momma was on her helmet about takin’ care of her 14 kids, stressin’ that she applied for public assistance and be on the taxpayer’s dime. Well this isn’t on anybody but her…

Nadya might make a few dollars; curiosity will bring men AND women to that club just to say they were “there”.

Let’s just hope they make it rain.

May 13, 2012

John Travolta: Freak of the Week?

by datGurl!

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So the story this week is that John Travolta has been goin’ around grabbin’ male masseuse booty in the name of stardoom.

I dont believe a word of this shyt.  Period.

This man been married to Kelly forever, big time family man. Career goin well; life is real sweet now. WHY would he decide to throw it all away on this?

This shyt is workin’ out like Tiger Woo. First one mofo come out, then two more see the money train roll thru, and hop they asses on to the tune of 2Mili. One as John Doe. How the phuck do you sue someone anonymously???.

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Caputo. The 1st Greedy Lyin’ Mofo

One of these fools even f-ed up the dates he was supposedly “violated”, and hadda go back and make changes to his suit… This is such bullshyt.

John is fightin’ tho, and Im glad. I hope he doesnt give up and settle; they’d have his ass then.

I just think these broke fools see a payday…

May 1, 2012

Kimmy Kakes would be ‘amazing at holding office’: Mom

by datGurl!

Kim Kardashian would be ‘amazing at holding office’, says mom…

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http://o.j.www.nydailynews.com/gossip/kim-kardashian-amazing-holding-office-mom-kris-jenner-article-1.1069942?localLinksEnabled=false

These bobble heads. They never cease to amaze me. Kim runnin’ for any office is crazy to me.

What is supposed to happen when its time to balance a budget? Make a big congressional decision? Will they call in their entourage of stylists and makeup artists to handle it?

Dont they kno this is a Real Life Job and somebody might want her to kno a lil sumpthin’?

I can just imagine a city council meeting…

May 21, 2011

This Time It’s Raz…

by datGurl!

“Explosive reports from Beijing, China. We have no joy in reporting
this, but Raz B formerly of the Band B2k is wanted in Beijing, China for
allegedly molesting a 15 year old boy. Sources claim that these charges stems
from an investigation that began on 3-12-2011 that involved a 15 year old boy
who alleged the singer both willingly and unwillingly engaged in sexual acts.
The report was leaked to us by an anonymous source (We are confident it was
Chris Stokes). The sordid 19 page affidavit claims the 25 year old singer
engaged in numerous sex acts included sodomy and “Urolagnia”

(what?).

(Source)

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How’s that for karma?

This boy needs Jesus…

May 4, 2011

SuperHead-The Tranny ReMix

by datGurl!

Welp-  I knew it as gonna happen one day…
Remember Karrine ”SuperHead” Stephans, the video hoe who shot to fame outtin’ all the famous rappers and entertainment icons’ sexcapades in her bed?  Well get ready for-

(*drumroll*)

Timmy The Shimmy!   The book “‘I Rise – The Transformation of Toni Newman’ is previewed on Amazon.com.  And she  is namin’ names!

Dayumm homie! Lookin a lil ruff aint we?

“Timmy” is a transgender author who is about to put LL Cool J, Cee-lo’s freaky ass, and Eddie Murphy, to name a few,  on blast.

LL Cool J was a one time encounter and very enjoyable.” (BUSTED!)

Mister Cee picked me up and many others for the sole purpose of receiving oral sex. Mister Cee was obsessive about receiving good head and he was very verbal and very generous if you performed up to his expectations.” (BUSTED!)

“I never had an encounter with Eddie Murphy, but he was visiting 14th street late at night. I know at least five transgenders who did have sex with Eddie Murphy.  He was interested in the girl with the biggest male genitalia.” (BUSTED ALREADY!)

This mofo has taken and passed a lie detector test!

This is gonna rock the Black entertainment community (again!)

I can’t understand why a person feels they have to do all this ‘outtin’ of other people business.   This shyt is becomin’ a trend.  Kinda went on a roll when Tiger Woods bimbos started fallin’ out of the sky on his ass.

*I* will stay tuned!

...killin me!

April 26, 2011

Poor Jay Z…

by datGurl!

Looks like all that glitters is not gold in these people ‘s lives, no matter how ‘pretty’ it seems. Jigga is havin’ a hard time right now…

Jigga gettin' bigga

Jigga is reportedly sufferin’ from priapism, or a persistent erection.

dude is lookin' his 41 yrs these days...

Dude is walkin’ around with a full-blown woodie!
This is a common side effect of a drug often prescribed for men with penile erection dysfunction. Y’all kno this is when a man is “unable to sustain an erection long enough to satisfy a woman (or man) during sexual intercourse.”

All that meat layin next to him and he cant make it happen? Wow…

Sources say he is ‘consultin’ with his doctors on how to aleviate this problem… This kinda makes me think the rumors about Bey’s body guard beatin’ her brakes might be a lil true. I would just stay home till it passed….

(I wonder if it hurts…)

(source)

April 15, 2011

Jesse Got Problems…

by datGurl!

*I* would not rub ointment on < this man...

Him and the Rainbow PUSH Coalition have been filed on by a gay dude that used to work for them, and says he was fired based on his sexual orientation.

(Read complaint here)

Tommy Bennett-a member of President Obama’s gay rights issues panel who also moonlights as “Aruba Tommy” on Tom Joyner’s show- filed the complaint with Chicago Commission on Human Relations. Tommy says that while he was there as Jesse’s travel assistant 2007-2009, he was descriminated against by co-workers who refused to work with him because he is gay.

Shyt gets deeper for Jesse: Tommy says Jesse made him “complete humiliating tasks” like escortin’ women in and out of his hotel rooms and cleanin’ up the gushy-goo his bodily fluids after he beat the brakes off of them. (Ugh!) He says he was even ‘instructed‘ to rub ointments between Jesse’s legs (Jesse interested in packin’ the peanut butter? Otherwise, why would you ask A MAN to do this? )’cause he had a rash down there (wtf??). Of course, Tommy refused and says he was called a “lil motherf*cker.”

Deeper: He says he was called to Jesse’s room one night, and when he got there Jesse had on drawls and a v-neck t-shirt (people still wear those?) and he had a woody was “sexually aroused.” I wonder how that night ended…

One accusation is that he asked Tommy to give brain perform oral sex…

He was termed due to ‘lack of funding’, but he says someone was hired to replace him after he was kicked to the curb.

He wants his back pay and loss of wages-$98,300, $350,000 for emotional stress, and punitive damage. He also wants to have PUSH’s non-discrimination policy re-written to include sexual orientation and gender identity.

Whoa. If he can prove this the shyt is goin to really hit the fan. We already know Jesse is a whore, but a freaky one? This wont put any feathers in his cap…

So the question is: Did he or didn’t he…?

April 9, 2011

Raisin’ the bar on Stupidity…

by datGurl!
I don’t understand it.  You are lucky to parlay hood education and verbal rap-ability into a somewhat lucrative livin’, and you risk it all actin’ nigger-ish.   (Yep- I said that.)
Radric “Gucci Mane” Davis, the infamous idiot with the flamin’ ice cream cone tatted on his face, has been arrested.  Again.

This time for pushin’ a female out of his movin’ HummerNot ain’t that just stupid? He was arrested for it yesterday, but it happened in January.

The ‘scenario‘ makes his ass look kinda creepy and perverted, too.   Early on Jan 28th, he approaches this woman, 36 yr old Diana Graham,  who is supposedly waitin’ on the beauty supply to open,(?)  and he asked her “to go to breakfast.”    She says after she got in the Hummer-goin’ to breakfast- he changed the game and wanted to go to a motel, and would give her $150.00 for the poon tang.  She says she refused and that’s when he started “helpin’ her exit the vehicle.”
(This story is very suspect to me.  Waitin’ on the beauty supply to open?  “Lets go to ‘breakfast’? And then suddenly once the door is closed,  it’s all about a ‘hotel’…?  They both lyin’; this foolio was out tryin’ to buy a piece, and she was out sellin’ it.   Somethin’ broke down durin’ negotiations, tho…)
Pushed the girl out,  while the Hummer was still movin’
Somehow,  an ambulance picked her up, and took her to ATL Medical Center where she was treated for ‘cuts and bruises’.
Evidently there was a lawyer chasin’ that ambulance who filed some charges (lawsuit to follow).   The woman was ‘advised’ to apply for a warrant. “Detectives did not take out a warrant,” said a PD spokesperson.     “In misdemeanor assault/battery cases, the victim applies for the warrant.” A hearin’ was held Apr. 4th.   Gucci went to see check in with his P.O. yesterday and was cuffed up on the spot.    No studio time today…
Now isn’t he a big dummy?    Regardless of the direction the convo took,  he could have done or said anything but pushin’ the broad out of a movin’ car!    I wonder if he thought he was gonna every have to answer for that?  Evidently not, accordin’ to the look on his face …

Gucci - lookin' surprised then a mofo...

His was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charges, and will get violated for this as well.  Add that to his 2001 arrest for cocaine possession (90 days behind bars),2005  assault charge (a six-month prison term) and a 2009 violating probation for that assault (1 yr in the pokey), looks like he’ll be  spendin’ more time in jail,  then in the studio tryin’ to revive his lil ‘career‘ (…usin’  that term loosely).
I wonder how big the ice cream tat will go over on Cellblock 5…

March 31, 2011

Rihanna: The Kink of Pop

by datGurl!

she say she like it ruff...

This is the new name Rihanna of “Punched in the Face by Chris Brown” fame, is callin’ herself these days…

The byline is that Ri-Ri ‘dont just sing “S&M”– she practices it too’.

“I like to be spanked punched in the face“. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned — you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs.  I’d rather he use his hands…”

This airhead went on to say that “relinquishing control in bed is a pleasure”.

And I guess that ass-whupin’  from Chris was a blast too.  Now we hear this…

Now , pardon my droll-ness, but as I was readin’ this shyt,  I was thinkin’, “So –Chris was just handlin’ his,  then…?”   Was this some kinda kinky-ass sex game that got outta hand and in the news?  wtf, then?

S&M stands for Sadomasochism: receiving of pleasure— often sexual— from acts involving the infliction or receiving of pain or humiliation.    Sadistic and Masochistic.  That shyt  sounds like blood, bumps and bruises…  Look up some of this , and I know you will find it as “terrifyin’” as I did,  to say the least.

She’s all in the press- Rolling Stone-  basically sayin’ she likes that ass tapped err’ now and then and, uh- “it’s a pleasure“.

Ok.   And am I the only one who thinks this is TMI?    And what really happened between her and Chris the Blonde Bombshell?   Come to think of it, she really wasn’t all in court, the damsel in distress, hollarin’ “Throw that mofo under the jail!”… I always knew she was a freak.   Hey I’m just sayin’…

These are my thoughts,  folks…

Just my thoughts.

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