Early Mornin’ B*S: Carrie Prejean: “My Breasts are Christian”

::Carrie & her 'Bible-approved' boobs::

When will this silly chicken-head sit down and shut up?  The ‘pageant queen’ is now telling news and magazine people that her breast implants were ‘approved by the Bible.’     The same ones the pageant organizers sued to get the $5200 they say she ‘borrowed’ to get them. 

The lawsuit filed by K2 -also accuses Prejean of missing events, lying about semi-nude photos, negotiating an unauthorized book deal and using her title without authorization to help promote the National Organization for Marriage’s “campaign of intolerance” against gay marriage.

“I don’t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn’t get breast implants,” said Prejean.  I dont see anywhere in the Bible where it says you should-says ‘me’.

Now this lady wears her hyped-up Christian faith like a coat, and I guess in order to keep that from conflictin’ with much-discussed breast plumpin’, she said this stupid shyt. 

Since her ejection from the Miss USA organization, a so-called solo sex tape of Prejean — as well as a rumored collection of some 30-plus nude photos and other sexy footage – has emerged, prompting Prejean to defend herself on the national TV circuit.

There is a sex vid out there of her to which she claims, “I was really young and immature. It was the worst mistake of my life.”   Ok, with that being said, you’re only 22.  When did all this Bible-thumpin began?    Not too many years between ‘young and immature’ and 22…   Add that to the fact that at first she said it ‘wasn’t her’…

I’m confused.

Really.  She needs to be quiet,  and just fade into the sunset.    Accept that her ‘15-minutes of fame’ are over and move on.   Every time she opens her mouth, she inserts foot,  beginning with her denouncement of gay marriages in June- talkin’ to Perez Hilton of all people.  It’s been runnin’ like a faucet ever since…

Guess what?  That ‘unauthorized‘  book, “Still Standing” is comin’ out soon too.   Now who really wants to read about this broad’s life?   Is there something we dont already know?  I doubt it.  I wont be reading an excerpt, let alone payin’ money for it…

jmo*