A Tale of Two Cooches

Extraordinary!!!  

Double-Pipe Lauren

Lauren Williams, a  28-year-old from Chingford, Essex, was stunned to discover she had been born with a rare medical condition, which left her with two vaginas, two wombs and two cervixes.

After suffering 21-day periods and finding some sexual positions uncomfortable, Ms. Williams went to see a doctor.  

“I just presumed I must have a short vagina.” 

The doctor  discovered she was born with a rare medical condition that left her will the double-pipe set up. 

“I’d had smear tests done before but they were all with nurses.   This time I saw a doctor who said that something didn’t look quite right down there and referred me to a gynaecologist.”

The gynaecologist diagnosed Lauren with a bicornuate uterus, which meant that it had a septum down the middle giving it the shape of a heart.   Surgery removed the barrier between her two vaginal orfices , leaving her with one big one.   The vagina she  was ‘using’ was half the size of a normal one.

Following the operation Lauren had to keep packing her vagina with giant swabs to prevent a new barrier from forming.     Wow- that must have been fun.  It was two weeks before Lauren was able to have sex with her boyfriend of a year.    I’m sure that wasn’t.

Of course there will have to be extra precautions if she gets pregnant.   Conceiving won’t be a problem, as the uterus with the baby inside will push the other one to one side.    But they will  have to use condoms throughout the pregnancy to prevent a  pregnancy in the  other womb.

Now that’s really going to be weird…  What if they forget? 

I wouldn’t want to imagine that.