Stuff White People Like…?

2008 February 24
by DatGurlBenz~*

catwithoozie.JPG I ran across this while cruisin aimlessly around the net. I found to be a waste of bandwidth.

When I first read the title, I was like: Ok -what is this all about, here? As I read further, I acutally got a little irritated. Here is in its entirety-it was quite short:

“In general, white people love situations where they can’t lose. While this does account for the majority of their situations, perhaps the safest bet a white person can make is to buy a house in an up-and-coming neighborhood.

White people like to live in these neighborhoods because they get credibility and respect from other white people for living in a more “authentic” neighborhood where they are exposed to “true culture” every day. So whenever their friends mention their home in the suburbs or richer urban area, these people can say “oh, it’s so boring out there, so fake. In our neighborhood, things are just more real.” This superiority is important as white people jockey for position in their circle of friends.

They are like a modern day Lewis and Clark, except instead of searching for the ocean, they are searching for old properties to renovate.

In a few years, if more white people start moving in, these initial trailblazers will sell their property for triple what they paid and move into an ultramodern home.

Credibility or money, they can’t lose!

When one of these white people tell you where they live, you should say “whoa, it’s pretty rough down there. I don’t think I could live there.” This will make them feel even better about their credibility and status as neighborhood pioneers.”

Now I may have taken it the wrong way but I got offended. And as I read some of the replies I got even more irritated.

So I fired off a reply:

“It never ceases to amaze me the level of stupidity afforded racist white people. What is the real reason for this post? Its stupid, racist, and narrow-minded, and incorrect.

There is just as much drug dealing and using, prostitution, sexual, child and spousal abuse, pedophilia, murder, theft and burglary, larceny, and deceit in the ‘white upper class” neighborhoods and enclaves as it is in any other community, and thats when they’re not takin their curious asses to I guess what you call ‘lower class areas’ to do it all. Its just as ‘rough’, as you put it. There are just as many white people who like watermelon, shoot and snort heroin and cocaine, and everything else the rocket scientist above denoted to the other races in his lil rant.

You sound like a stupid hypocrite.

While their may be more money in the white neighborhood and the houses are worth more, their is nothing different goin on in their neighborhood than any other neighborhood.

You white people are just as full of shyt as you have always been. Get over yourselves.

And by the way if you cant tell by now I am a minority, a Strong, Educated, Independent, Spiritual, Black Woman. And I dont like watermelon.

Your theory is blown.

Have a nice day~*

The whole blog is actually dedicated to Stuff White People Like. I dont know if it is all tinged with hate as I felt this was, but any interested parties can judge for themselves here .

Comments welcome*

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  1. 2008 February 24

    There was another fool on there who thought this was cute. I dont think so- with the exception of the sombero, its all white folks too!~

    tuffblackpeoplelike – eating watermelon! hahaha!!!
    stuffarabpeoplelike – pumping oil! hahaha!!!
    stuffblackpeoplelike – gang warfare! hahaha!!!
    stuffmexicanpeoplelike – eating beans! hahaha!!!
    stuffchinesepeoplelike – shooting heroin! hahaha!!!
    stuffblackpeoplelike – welfare! hahaha!!!
    stuffjewishpeoplelike – keeping money! hahaha!!!
    stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
    stuffchinesepeoplelike – eating rice! hahaha!!!
    stuffarabpeoplelike – kissing goats! hahaha!!!
    stuffmexicanpeoplelike – wearing sombreros! hahaha!!!
    stuffblackpeoplelike – sniffing glue! hahaha!!!
    aren’t i funny and clever!!! don’t you dare call me a racist!!!

    Yea Mofo- and I dont sniff no dayumm glue, but I kno some white folks that do!

    ta*

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