Those Dayumm Power Drivers!

    Me again with the crazy drivers.

Tell me this:  Why is it so necessary to drive like a wild bat out of hell for no reason?   I  generally am a very plesant person to drive around but I get an extreme case of road rage and want to kill these mofos:

1. The Impatient Tailgater.  This is the idiot who follows you goin 70 mph right on your tail!  So close you cant see the grill of the car.  These are the ones I gradually slow down to 65 for; either they run over my ass or slow the fluck down.  Of course there is also the LeftRight Option.  Move either direction to go around…

2. The High-Speed Dipper.  This is the one who is weaving in and out of lanes at high speed -ignorant of the fact that a person may decide to change a lane while he is gliding thru or not negotiate the glide right and  fish tail someone’s car, which will result in his and the person’s  car splattered on the median wall.

3.  The Insane Lane -Hopper.  This is the one who needs to get off at the next exit but stays in the 3rd lane till just in time to swoop across the 2 lanes, irregardless of traffic to make the off ramp.    This happened to me and I swear if I had been doing anything else -lookin at my CD player, getting a cigarette, etc -and not seen this fool this would be a memorial; blog… If I would have survive the accident he almost caused, I would have kicked his ass!

4.  The Dawdler.  This is the person who is driving like 50 on the freeway and is in the position to lock two lanes up.  You cant move around anyone cause they just cruisin.  It usually takes the person next to them to be doin the same thing (boxin you in) to make this annoying to its fullest… (I’m gulty of this sometimes, but let me disclaim that it is in the interest of staying alive!)

5.  The Lead Foot.  This is the idiot who while the traffic is goin along just nice, here he comes zoomin past at 80-cause they late, or for no particular reason.  These are the ones I usually see further up the highway pulled over chattin with the HP.  Good for them.  The creeps.  Thats what they get.  

Now Im one who is always for freedom to do what ever you want-but while YOU (if you are one of the above,) have every right in the world to wrap YOUR  car around any pole you choose,  you DO NOT have the right to just arbitrarily tear up MY car or put my life in danger, or worser still take my life. 

Just a early Sunday morning -before the coffee-rant.

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