Anna can finally rest-for now…

 …  I read today Judge Larry Seidlin gave custody of Anna Nicole Smith’s remains to her five-month-old daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, (wow*) and that finally after all this time, they are gonna allow the woman to be laid to rest next to her son, who she loved and missed so much. 

I dont know why this was such a brain teaser.  She didnt have a relationship with her mother at all, and I think they were estranged for years before this…I think Mama was just tryin to get to tha money.   I wonder what her next move will be…she’s already filed an appeal.  Cant the gurl just rest?  This is so ugly to be goin on, and every one is forgetting the fact that someone has died…

The next big blow-out will be where this baby is going, and who gets the gold.  Florida probate law states that if there is no will (Daniel was her heir in her will, but he has ‘preceeded her in death’, and at 20 didnt have a will-he has died “intestate“.)  When that happens, they go thru the spouse and descendants.  That clause she put in about excluding “future descendants and spouses“, -WHY would someone even think of that?- excludes Danilyn from the gate.  But because the law states they must follow lineal descendants, Danilyn still has a chance once they prove she is biologically Anna’s, which they dont have to do, her birth was so public. 

 Now Howard K might have to prove that marriage in the Bahamas was legal, but even if he doesnt,  he is the executor of her estates so he gets a fee (hugh, with all that money!)  If he is proven to be Danilyn’s father, and they follow the lineal, he gets control of the lions share.   If they are married and isnt Danilyn’s father, he may still end up with some money since she was “married” to him at the time of her death.  If there was a home in Anna’s name, according to Florida probate laws,  he gets that outright for life,  and it is passed to the lineal descendants upon his death.   So he aint comin out half bad either way.   

Was thinkin:  Since she died in the Bahamas and now is going to be buried there, maybe they will follow Bahamian probate laws–hmmm… Im gonna check on that.

But the saga continues.  Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband (one of them-dont she have 12?) has stepped forward to say that he may be the father…. Lawd if this mess aint gettin con-fa-luted!  This makes how many fathers?  4?

Anna seems to have been a very busy bee…*