That, ladies and gentleman, was my first initial thought when I heard this ish actually exists.   Then, my next thought was:  Why would a mofo want to drink this coffee?  Why would anyone want to be associated with marketing it.  Im sure the police are staking out their houses right now.  LOL. 

They say:
“If you’re just trying it for the first time, don’t throw back five cups like regular coffee. Ease into it. Have a little. Feel the rush, the euphoria, the smooth-edged high. Then go for more, if you want. Yeah, get into it. Make a dance up…program in assembly language (??)…write your first novel…plot to overrule the planet. I’m telling you, this shit will nail your ass down like the sole of a boot!”.

Meth Coffee.  Now they say this is some kinda  mixture of Arabica beans dusted with ‘yerba mate’.  What is “yerba mate” pops into my mind next, and “why do these people associate this with meth” came slammin in next…”wiki” says: Mate contains xanthines, which are alkaloids in the same family as caffeine, theophylline, and theobromine, well-known stimulants also found in coffee and chocolate.  They say that its much better on the stomach than caffeine, and “has been shown to have a relaxing effect on smooth muscle tissue, and a stimulating effect on myocardial (heart) tissue.”  But they do say that the caffeine content is high, and that you may not be able to fall asleep (is that where the “meth” comes in?)

 Its not that expensive-$12 a lb.  Im kinda interested coz of the thing with the heart- 

Well, they have a cute site.  (theres a link above, if you missed it!).  Somebody’s buyin it.  I think the only people who would drink this,  is broke or relapsin’ meth-heads, and A-listers who need to be perky all the time…

 And then they disclaim:
“CONTAINS NO ACTUAL METHAMPHETAMINES, I.E., CRANK, GLASS, SPEED, CRYSTAL, BATU, SHABU, MABU, CRACKHOO, ETC. PRODUCT NOT WARRANTED TO CURE ECZEMA, EDEMA, ACNE, CONSTIPATION, TOURETTE’S, OR GUM DISEASE.”

Wow-was I ‘posed to expect all this outta my regular coffee?

I’ma have to think about this…